super chinglish （爆笑）

江边鸟

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿  

% M8 h% }  m) o! p2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
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3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
' h, A8 I. T* Y/ v8 f* e, P- `3 m   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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. Z/ K$ N4 x0 X6 @: A  H: H% D  V6．you me you me 彼此彼此  

' Y3 U2 v8 f9 D0 E7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！  
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
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9．WATCH SISTER 表妹  
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( n$ [3 S$ w$ t: L1 @4 v& M10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
+ q6 W# E: c6 i" U) M: `' U* f   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
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11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足  
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述  
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! x9 e# h7 x" v; z/ b13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放  
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14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过  

15．小明：I am sorry!
       老外：I am sorry too!  
* G# z9 u  m6 k7 @: m/ Z$ }       小明：I am sorry three!
' F8 m( j/ b6 x* R/ T+ H. G& y       老外：What are you sorry for?  
1 q3 F8 x( V6 p# j+ o       小明：I am sorry five!  
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16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!        要钱没有，要命一条  

/ b7 k% l  H0 u) T# T17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。  

18．you have two down son。你有两下儿