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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
1 d: b7 Q) d+ V! D% a$ q 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
) _5 `' B7 u g7 W0 p# r6 H) K% k3 J 2.Women especially love a bargain. ! _$ N2 A1 P8 S; v" U0 V& P
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
2 I' E$ i8 A5 U 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world ( [; ?6 p$ P* T4 s* T) K! y
where they feel like they''re actually in control. ; Z/ j- g- h$ q- E5 L- E
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
+ L. a. `$ n8 y. p. w' r8 ^ 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.
+ b' G3 R2 W6 `# Z6 o! H 女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 5 [6 g" d0 w2 @6 X" ]+ B
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they + K; D, ^; N: v& b3 X4 u: ?
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 6 O8 k5 i" l6 L1 J m
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. , |$ H9 R9 p' |! X
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
: ]8 ]/ [, i& Z8 J. d7 I* o 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved. * Q( @2 n; @' k
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。 8 I! d2 \; \5 C, l) g) [
8.Women can’t keep secrets. 3 t) j4 @( h; c8 l
女人不能保守秘密。
$ }5 s* ^( K$ c8 l; _* g4 g 9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives 6 ^1 E. b) `! N9 J/ \ {# D q
them a chance to gossip. 0 V! j, [+ P" s! o, X
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
$ W5 b9 K6 F, `9 e* C 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
+ H$ \8 V0 _) t6 ]% Mmatter whats he’s doing. / J# ^* R/ ` e& |
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
# F' Q @. F* m# b6 C8 Q( a& f/ L( H* P 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
) X! p; b& [/ t( Ounderstandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch. 9 r& A, h" U0 L3 ]' H' v) D
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。 2 l4 R5 z* Z; y! [8 N4 Y! O
12.Women think all beer is the same. 2 Q" ]- f g0 M* Z
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。 . Z' ^0 q# b/ m6 y
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
5 E, G' T7 e7 E G/ i( {After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
7 d. Z; ~& k+ q: a2 n3 ?' x: T 通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。 6 H& n0 {* H+ H) O
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. ) y) P& @* k6 A6 N G+ \
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 ) z" ~/ j! h; Z# u8 i
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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; L8 [ M; U8 I; d+ a! [$ c 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 2 t$ J9 S% ?2 z) j! A" u! |
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
9 W* g; B* `" a: w 女人在睡觉前梳头。 9 O `* B0 h9 d
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling.
( H" P3 k; ^" V 女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。 9 Q3 r( i1 N/ F! a4 I
18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. * Z N5 q# T- Y5 m$ \% E( F
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女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 ' ]) ?. k9 T0 q$ A
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they - z) ]3 A# d, u% q
drive car themselves.
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女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 * l5 {7 {* ~. d
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs ! `4 } f8 [) }
and red carpet.
4 q" L( D9 `* h0 I) O 女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
' T9 D9 h" ~7 C5 G+ B7 g2 t/ C 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
! S c( M, l- q- O# p! J0 G1 Iwomen aren’t looking, men kick cats.
$ x* b+ T0 E2 w) x 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
/ z6 ~2 f% G( S* R7 q! Y 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
$ _* }1 o/ A$ n3 v$ V' ]visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
. z t) o# h& d 女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
! C# Z" a' k2 l9 K' \0 }- M 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
4 M8 K5 H N% ]8 b3 Fplants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
4 t8 [* b6 g# U; u6 X 女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
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24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃 j1 k! _ z7 d/ N3 k; G
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?”
% z3 V4 S) B" a4 O3 R- `& Y$ b 25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
/ R) D1 E' V: r) O# \ “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
1 C. \3 \0 C/ Y3 p! i26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit. * D8 o3 o' W' @6 W" x" K
所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。 * c d8 n, Z2 H( v5 ^( P+ u$ T* ^$ T0 q
27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
% l# [- W7 s5 _6 ftowels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
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x+ K- J1 [( \/ ^5 O 只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 * U/ l- ~5 I( V" E h5 u8 d
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
8 U3 U7 g+ v, B: l7 q! Y( Mclamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
% v! I& N. S) ? 女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
3 H6 X8 e f# X* [. M* F. G2 r$ H 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This 9 e t7 S* `' Q, ?5 k
will get men arrested.
{5 R9 J- U& e$ f7 A 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 . z1 `0 B1 f+ \* M$ j
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a ' `$ V! n8 g# U, k: O
guy despite claims to the contrary.
- ?( A: i8 g% y g 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。 ' _6 c; F) [1 X4 U' O
31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
3 W: T( X3 t( `! }1 |3 athen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women. 1 X3 Y6 i" f" {, Y7 d+ t6 J* B
女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
3 A: B$ n/ f: {* |# C" [6 O 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
; i1 w/ H& y7 Q! b1 `another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. * Z. N. |, W3 d) |( Q* ^) g
最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
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