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女人的32个秘密(男人必看)

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发表于 2010-10-28 13:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

# C! X' g( C8 `/ `$ T  z. e1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 9 K% W- j6 i, _0 [# h9 ]
  女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
/ T1 K" l, c8 U% L, y2 @4 v  2.Women especially love a bargain.
5 y: W: g+ t2 P4 ^0 Q) y6 [7 x$ ~  女人特别喜欢便宜货。
: ~2 e$ ~- O! }; f$ U  3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world ' f$ Z: i8 q# O8 @  y# b  y# @$ H" @
where they feel like they''re actually in control.

6 P2 G: f: A; m5 `/ ~4 K  女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
+ f; K" C4 i) P# a: }  4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty. ( `: R1 Q/ [/ ]! K. W* B+ p8 i6 b
  女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 % V$ ~$ s: H  j! t
  5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they 8 a* l$ E) E7 O) i2 A% I8 V. A$ `
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
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  女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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7 ^: A$ j% ]* u3 W( B  6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
4 v+ }. u/ }# L: ]; ]  女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
$ @2 q  e( U2 y9 v  7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved. - a. b* U8 V4 m/ S" t# R5 c
  女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。 7 d* F* r2 h) [% A- [
  8.Women can’t keep secrets.
: y: C" A8 Q- y- s& _% S$ h  女人不能保守秘密。 / W2 X7 j% X& s9 L+ G% f) D
  9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
" W7 H; s/ P8 w4 K. q6 X, }8 Gthem a chance to gossip.
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  女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
4 V* T! o* s, J9 L* p4 ?" A: P0 ?  10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
2 D) d3 y* _2 Y  o% [matter whats he’s doing.
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  女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
& _8 s, ]9 ~9 E9 V, _. M" t$ e  11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
* d+ @4 D7 [: w" Aunderstandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.

9 O( }. M% g" c+ m  [8 t6 z  女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
( `# k( O: r  v  G0 K7 [  12.Women think all beer is the same.
1 Q! k0 u4 Q" `/ \- }/ f: y" |  女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。   E5 {- b7 n8 x8 r! m# H# U  ]
  13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. / s* k  c% A! }: ^
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.

& W+ P. n/ j; Z1 q& m; r3 C9 E, }( l  通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
5 q# L' G& u, m2 B) X1 D; \  14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
: S9 E! {3 M1 R  g+ [; R5 g女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 % f# o* W" z4 f( _, U0 u
  15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. 6 f% C* _; w0 i* q4 P0 F' G, ~6 B
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  如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 % _" x9 a2 T' [/ R! h$ s: p# l
  16.Women brush their hair before bed. : s) U1 Z' T3 G; |' N8 Q
  女人在睡觉前梳头。 : y+ x' M2 n8 ^& {3 X: I5 G" b
  17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling. , C* A( Z. J# r5 K% h3 f& `" q  Q
  女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。 - m0 ?8 |) h) P# Y
  18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. 0 T) T) a! A% ^( S, X0 \
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  女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
/ e( d8 n& _9 g; r- T9 _; y  19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
0 h( d3 F0 e% Rdrive car themselves.
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( n5 M( J0 H0 ^2 J0 n  女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 7 Y% Y& R5 |3 o7 l. ^
  20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
" L. y& `0 Y: [4 o0 S  N6 sand red carpet.

' E: m1 B3 I+ E1 C  女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
3 U* c$ P6 ^8 a  21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
* u" r% x4 T" M& y" k3 I; _women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

) ], s! G2 g9 v; j6 k  女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。 ! O1 }7 {1 m4 v! m# J
  22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
( J& P3 u, P! F) y1 L7 O! i' ?* Gvisit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
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  女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
" t6 o8 X) [5 M) [7 G  23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
# q, ]* E# N+ |" s) h: E# wplants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

( S6 g4 @$ t5 t  女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
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  24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃 8 r+ j0 L8 n5 r* i8 f% q
  在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?”
! a* ^  k7 p; W8 |. f5 H1 a% O  25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language. ( v) p7 S1 o" K8 s$ e$ c9 O
  “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。2 @- f' p9 e2 X! T* O0 X
26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit. ( ~+ m5 A% [$ i  k. o
  所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。 4 |% v% K& F8 B* W+ |  n! y
  27.Only women understand the need for〃guest 9 ?+ f: ~* `0 X0 L
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.

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: U( R* n& g- d& ]2 w  只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
, I/ s8 k! p1 x2 H9 n  28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
" t4 C2 E* O5 E  _- A9 a0 K5 g+ jclamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
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  女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
, [* @8 R' D2 A9 N) w( v  29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This ; B. M6 \4 \1 t% s" i9 H! S) g
will get men arrested.

( M9 C! D3 r. T( p4 \# r1 j  面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 7 B) k1 F) n* P
  30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a # T/ Q* _2 o* j4 V* n
guy despite claims to the contrary.
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  女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
- V& y  y* U  `  Z3 `  31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and 2 F6 u. P+ q, a. r( L# q$ v
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
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  女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。 ) G8 l9 a$ x8 a; l7 y/ l* O
  32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
9 }  o- c  i! n& o; @( K% H6 J% Danother woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
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  最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
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发表于 2010-10-29 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
学习了,以后尽管给女孩子放肆就是了
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发表于 2010-12-15 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢分享!支持!学习中!!1
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" p- G, w, r4 {; k1 u5 b    张信哲的过火知道不...4 i7 n6 G  Y6 R9 g/ r6 |: I7 `5 {
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