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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them. & @8 @' S1 Q5 s! X, B: {& m
女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。 . M3 Z0 A/ W. J. b! W# i
2.Women especially love a bargain. + ` U1 m0 A( |1 t+ h$ I0 V8 Z
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
- \- T! Y; s0 C* Q2 J, o 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world * v* ]2 Y2 G# K( ^. [
where they feel like they''re actually in control. 2 ^0 X, \. P/ |+ N' M5 @: g# {# O
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
- |9 n' E& |: ]- Y$ Q 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.
1 p2 U4 L$ ~! ^( ` 女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 $ Y* |# S7 k e
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
% x5 U/ j" R; z; W( p" ifeel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. ' x- a: K% C7 A( w N0 `
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。 / _) F5 \( B0 Q+ J- \: ~& ]) t
7 l% i; b; y; k 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
% I+ x+ |5 R0 B# }. }7 Q$ c* M9 m 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
5 c# N' E- b/ r' h 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
( n% \8 E/ V% Q) I6 p f 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
# Y& A; {- v) k' r) t1 a0 A 8.Women can’t keep secrets. 8 `- T4 |, B; o* L' V
女人不能保守秘密。 % O, w+ ]+ d5 j5 W" a' i
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives 8 H* Z( u. b4 m$ Q1 }* m3 O5 i
them a chance to gossip. - Y/ v, }! ?- [7 V' I. |
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。 0 K' T `& | u9 q* w$ ?5 x; l
10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no - q: n6 | ^% w+ `5 K
matter whats he’s doing. p9 Q; I# K* _" i5 w& R7 I
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
5 @1 x4 a. I7 q 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men * g: v( Q) i0 m3 N4 ]/ u
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
: }+ L! P- ~& o+ l, z7 S! l7 I7 u 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。 # E8 I' ^% z8 s
12.Women think all beer is the same.
9 p1 r, H E% s 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
$ \6 d8 ~- B- W V" |( u 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. 6 j( B# g: A: s- n
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
6 t M: }( I) j. h; M 通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。 5 b7 v0 U, }8 }9 R6 S. I$ t
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. / Y" u* n7 N' P- j/ d$ o
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 2 X+ {1 _ t' H6 A) w, X
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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) L: L3 n7 e6 B+ f6 g# k4 d 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 & Y4 \% o$ Z2 x( |8 k& S
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
1 k; K/ s2 u/ G# X5 p; O 女人在睡觉前梳头。
3 e( x( s/ I* {% F7 } 17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling. # c3 t, ]. _) U. E% s0 m1 {- | D% z
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
2 o K% ?7 z; x3 N2 H+ D T( ?( x 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. 5 c0 J- l u* B3 Z# p
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女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 / k: g+ o4 M$ Z2 v S
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they # u& i q/ n2 t" b' M' i
drive car themselves. ; \3 S G2 ]$ |6 Z( ]' T) i
7 q+ M) d) p9 I m! s# l+ e' f 女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
% k( k: O5 k+ d, V8 C. ] 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
- j4 H k2 M& y$ M9 H" |! Wand red carpet.
& Q: i. d3 C$ K- [! x8 o 女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
m7 t! |# U2 R+ F( c 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when ' C7 [8 {; I1 J. J
women aren’t looking, men kick cats. 6 l) z1 _& |3 a' U
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
7 D7 |& @$ ~9 Y! t& { 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can , W2 a# C* H# k8 o
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
) W% m; t/ }9 g" x" j; Q 女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。 3 \8 F1 c$ E. h, `& S6 ^* X
23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the . x* J, _4 L2 x' D+ ^6 g' e
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. ) q/ S. O4 x& C+ }( P0 H9 r
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 # Y8 ~. _& w; r4 F' ^
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24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃
1 w5 ]) U! [, G& N 在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?” ; c# H" ~+ v6 D8 ]; Z7 Y5 Z" j5 @; Z
25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
: i# E) i1 _! N! b( j% l “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
. w- h; S2 B9 y+ n" {26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit. , q# r$ R$ J# G
所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
( [0 p- }8 E, A! q" C- q 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest 2 P9 B6 s- @0 \
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃. ) K! x2 p7 j+ c7 W7 N
1 p2 L6 B2 }2 m7 h 只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 4 \7 \# W9 I- N1 Z+ Q
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them * Q7 ?6 [6 E% c! Y4 [) V
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
* F+ X" [4 B0 e8 u5 s- K5 t3 q! G 女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
8 d3 G$ Q: B4 u, p 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
3 {8 ^$ B9 }* r- ?8 X0 S1 gwill get men arrested. ' \, p* A3 C" A/ b2 ?' t3 i: C* ~
面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。
! T% j, ~. r4 f0 J" t+ `9 B: W9 a 30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a 4 F( f1 m O% v& ~
guy despite claims to the contrary.
! H8 {2 o& t. N- e 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。 * D/ z: r1 @+ z) }* P
31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and 2 Y% H( S' _8 Z! I$ a5 l- |
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
; L( T7 k8 S8 }* l2 F 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。 2 g2 ? ~/ X! [% Z6 s6 h
32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
$ w' V+ u9 o* Z3 j4 p" |9 Q8 }another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
8 m$ z1 a7 V8 N/ H, w- x* ~ 最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。, _1 x& |" X# |9 P0 J2 D+ V
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