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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
! f" `8 q( T4 _& h3 a 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
+ U6 F( [) [/ @" c1 h, p' o9 ^ 2.Women especially love a bargain. ) z$ C$ b0 s' z. F: r! Y. f) `; ~
女人特别喜欢便宜货。 , @8 h Q% U! B. n
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
' W+ ?1 k0 I) T! J9 c, Cwhere they feel like they''re actually in control.
) ~5 N* f1 e$ f4 h 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
' m* n. z3 L% m2 [: u+ Z8 ? 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.
+ ] u5 d- b8 C+ t# X7 ^) L 女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
! x8 i4 w7 _- B! v7 `, j$ x, ]0 h 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they 7 M. a% ~ v$ b. ~$ t( u% b1 `* J. J! ^
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. ( d' D: f# e: L
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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' E; T- S& V9 g: k: E$ D 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. / T8 t9 l7 K' w$ v) }7 k& p+ E3 X
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。 4 @- H. S5 k& V( e
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
- f0 C7 p8 v g% F 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
\0 c0 K/ t& J 8.Women can’t keep secrets. % |- O" F& O* L
女人不能保守秘密。 % P3 _2 v7 W7 M" v0 T
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
1 f* \" ?8 }: a6 Nthem a chance to gossip. 5 m' @& A) b D3 y" _4 _
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
9 ]2 z" R7 n5 ]; x- D* I 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no & R6 C1 R- ~2 u+ j9 S2 m, S6 A: o
matter whats he’s doing.
3 V/ S B1 Y( w$ x 女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。 . x) b) t8 F: a
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men 9 u. s& |( a3 v5 N
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
9 [1 B) H5 ~0 k9 p 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
; n; U* d1 U0 F 12.Women think all beer is the same. 4 y' k( O5 U) f9 B; Y( X% V3 D1 m- ~
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
( J6 A/ G9 t7 Y4 c! F, P* ?! b 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
" U, i. M1 u/ X4 X" D+ dAfter a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest. # P+ A/ y1 B0 N0 c, j7 f( Z
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。 ! x1 B% Q3 X. h; |
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
) i J! g" z7 g3 p: W1 _% D( o+ c/ l女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 , h W; X+ [1 H+ j
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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' W% t. Q$ m- R4 f. Z& T& J 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 $ z* P* }' G M, j0 q8 N
16.Women brush their hair before bed. # n* W8 u4 Z% Q' l& Z6 K$ `
女人在睡觉前梳头。
' t# j0 N8 B- K& y 17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling. ; J8 a" d; Z. i: K1 m8 I
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
- x3 G% ~( |# ~& g' w 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. ; N8 E0 {& [1 G. ~& b3 h' `
1 e d ]! x4 x 女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 ; a: k& `& X8 W1 S h3 r! E
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they ; M) s+ L; W: y' H
drive car themselves.
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女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
4 o4 e. k/ \( o! X 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs & Q8 k+ J; u% X) s
and red carpet. ) ?5 B! ?2 `$ M
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。 0 K/ l: H( b3 G% R/ G) w
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
9 Q2 N' @$ a6 u7 B7 X& xwomen aren’t looking, men kick cats.
+ `# \5 H0 P- Q: @! z1 } 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
* j! l& f3 n* z3 z" J 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
b' M" T& g7 K5 c) g8 P _" F3 gvisit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
( k. {1 _) ~- z* x& a& d9 m 女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
0 k M3 [2 f/ D! s 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the # [$ Z# E2 k. c9 ^- Q0 U' X
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. , J% k: Z E, S/ \
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 9 \* [5 o- q; j2 w
件……??
( f$ c) o7 O# z# X9 B% M 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃
I0 Y$ @/ V2 Z0 Z 在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?” ) r/ q) [; t5 ~8 R* _5 C
25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
4 ~: B7 C, V m “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
& s) ^% u3 G' ?26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
& g- j+ k, N6 v! O( f 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
* p/ S: I: d! U+ r 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
- K$ ^# Z- x4 V Ztowels〃and the〃goodchina〃. $ X0 S, {6 i5 D4 ?8 m# b4 j! [. l
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只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
8 R2 A% N+ G: ]0 _6 \8 _* {4 i 28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them / d& o; `+ U6 e2 r( E ~' d, V
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女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。 W, U9 u$ U- x% R1 ]: R9 K
29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This , o0 }* R0 K# A2 U- F- ]! `- D
will get men arrested.
6 \/ h3 Z2 S% J" K$ z$ H* r2 T 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 : a( Z3 c k' w0 E) Q
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a 2 X6 y5 z D/ _
guy despite claims to the contrary.
; ~) h, B0 y) |) V 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。 0 D; T; `' N# v
31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and " J# `2 j9 w% g- d- X
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
4 C. R8 B. c) j( S 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。 2 r2 u3 J. V) i
32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find ( ^/ z, g$ J: u) A* H; ?; r
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. 3 E2 z( u( |2 q3 e# {& u
最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。) f: ` Z! e4 p: T/ p @, A
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