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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5 f& F/ {/ ^# |, ] 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
) m# ^4 K' c: V- Y8 C0 P& j/ S. }) d 2.Women especially love a bargain. + r6 R! u# u% K x8 t- D
女人特别喜欢便宜货。 1 M Y' d; N2 @1 e
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world & W$ i2 Z3 ?0 N- o
where they feel like they''re actually in control.
: D) z4 ]: ]( c4 a$ j `6 P9 r 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
$ r# v' H w& i" a( @- f `9 {0 \, j( p 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.
+ T# g* ]5 E6 i) ] 女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
: j& B7 V4 p; N7 K( C 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
; D# f! p) S* b; S5 z: ~feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. % @' I8 E& I! O) M, p2 t1 ?
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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4 Y r" |% K% R+ J0 y 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
3 i2 C0 a2 H& ^& P1 L; P$ E7 _ 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。 + ^+ I" u1 E2 r; C$ P0 ?
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
2 E8 o8 h2 `# b 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
7 z& [& Y9 M, Y( l0 O, l 8.Women can’t keep secrets. 4 }3 F* a4 T ~8 f
女人不能保守秘密。 2 F7 ^2 I% @$ u; j8 i
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
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女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
u- e' K- v/ e! H6 N$ G 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no * E4 x9 O) |- P( Q
matter whats he’s doing. 5 y8 _- s4 {9 B0 s" t+ J7 }
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
* q( S8 q( V. k# D/ z8 s8 D 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men 2 w( t/ z2 u& z) e1 b- Z# M8 P0 O
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
: p- d$ e- j# d& s7 H& v 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。 : l9 f. _* m4 Y% M0 R3 ?& V
12.Women think all beer is the same.
; `# ^8 a! T4 L9 g$ A+ i) H 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。 3 i2 v/ n" {. r7 z
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. ' N& o& G$ H" F$ L
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest. ' q$ M- U, ^5 |" k$ {
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。 4 b8 t( k3 ?; {+ F
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. 4 C: H0 Q4 {& S* Y" S
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
$ I% x- I+ q! m 15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. " L* x3 J5 e) U4 V; M5 f. b& ^4 Q
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如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 5 y( R3 S/ q* G3 j
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
' Z) S8 `6 X; d/ s- e 女人在睡觉前梳头。
" q' k J4 O7 r$ n' T G 17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling.
% Q4 r9 u0 t6 t3 h+ ~6 y 女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
! X9 A8 w& [$ t 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
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19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they 9 t8 \0 O: f! \, f; |) ~
drive car themselves. # |! b, b6 Z5 f X8 p5 ~" q
3 e/ O/ U5 q' X6 h" |$ X 女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
: z r2 `' e$ N ]6 Q 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
2 C2 t, E' N& n2 S# v Land red carpet. ; @/ U# {3 p0 y; u4 c+ v9 y$ l
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
' i J6 D9 M1 ^ 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
) M u0 y0 x: z3 zwomen aren’t looking, men kick cats. 5 c/ y6 e/ ]9 a; B1 V
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。 , b9 W" q0 \$ X! ?
22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can * N9 G- O; y1 q9 f( y
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 4 m) p, V. F$ Y
女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
3 r8 ?* g3 q- V, x4 o 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the ; ^+ I% Z' }# k/ O
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
6 f' s4 o q( M% X3 k8 x 女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 ) d% k6 i' [. k. F6 U1 m
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! X/ g3 Q" b% x1 Q! t- }" } 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃 7 W3 H5 D" Y# ? K" V' c7 W/ l! j& y1 I# \
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?” 4 A! e* @- {: [ e. ~
25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language. ( Q! ]6 g' \ v- S
“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
) M5 g/ G+ }, p+ Z A' G y26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
0 l' c1 t$ Y6 j- l 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。 ! i( o$ B3 F5 {: H% C' U
27.Only women understand the need for〃guest . ?& d7 x" p) T8 e$ A
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
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只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 2 p0 [3 P8 ~, n7 `! ~
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them ( d3 B! f& M2 a5 h+ C1 }0 `
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
2 R/ {5 w3 M) P) N5 S 女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。 . p0 y. O9 ^/ K+ c0 t! D) W
29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This 9 r& v- i( ?" p2 T9 p5 ~
will get men arrested.
$ G" i( k3 t; S; l 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 8 `0 a; ?$ w2 F* z; ~6 l
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
. W. h! F' W9 vguy despite claims to the contrary.
" e/ g5 M1 A+ O1 A1 i 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
4 ^3 q! {- I5 f8 l 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
# T, s! x0 M7 r. }7 Mthen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
- l3 }/ Y* w: s6 q1 | S 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
) w$ Z8 D7 T" y! U, G' X 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find 1 Q$ y$ s+ v. }
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
j/ n3 x1 q0 `% ^$ L 最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
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