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* ~ I N! n4 G& O# F. i5 J3 M C9 R1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
: X( ]3 p0 o6 f 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
& G) \/ `: Q. x, j# j 2.Women especially love a bargain.
" n" y8 L1 y' ]4 @8 }' H 女人特别喜欢便宜货。
9 R) J( I* h# d/ B$ ~9 e 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
2 g1 Q6 y; g z5 xwhere they feel like they''re actually in control. 5 k% X+ G8 Y- T% m0 v8 ] ~
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。 3 ~) W2 C4 _4 W/ q( Z
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty. 8 i% H$ U& W8 Y' H8 Y$ |5 N) c% E
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 / O S$ F- P K- o" U
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
8 Q) w, M) V4 x9 A& Cfeel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 4 }8 q4 a, _. K1 ~9 _
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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* }3 S# | O9 \0 U 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
, X, t- ~9 R2 n9 i9 K 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
: P+ U. j6 a( m6 `* o3 e( H 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved. $ w& L9 P: h7 @" A- U4 N
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
1 R9 N% E& \* w 8.Women can’t keep secrets. ) f0 m* i/ ^+ [& r% i) C% O0 u0 Q
女人不能保守秘密。 $ J; p) X; j4 o! K9 M
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives , e4 v6 E9 `7 F9 [$ H5 U
them a chance to gossip. / q8 B: m! m. J! z( _
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。 0 N& C& D# w# T/ p" s
10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
: U: Q/ N5 |; c* n* }2 Q4 [0 Rmatter whats he’s doing. 7 J0 b, b( f9 p# G0 q
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。 : R) a5 z N _7 d& z; C. I6 D. `
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
4 W, D$ C: w6 s0 w! @understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
: m% ] W* |- Y1 Y$ H 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
) F: B) X [4 C. ?, b8 p$ _5 | 12.Women think all beer is the same.
. f: P: ?" h6 e4 v6 O( q& ~3 [ 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。 6 _5 t/ Q- U; c+ n$ L6 j
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. 2 y' M; Y/ R! w# ^
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
: y( O5 t b0 w. H; u 通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
- E5 B/ R! z. [7 X( w$ u 14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. * Z. E H* a" b% w& V* a
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 6 i! X+ m# ~+ i. I- H
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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: Q3 m. ~$ }. V- K, s 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 ( I" }8 B" ~$ e
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
3 _7 c4 t+ F/ b$ j* D* c 女人在睡觉前梳头。 9 A4 w7 p1 K; _$ x( s5 b. a
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling. 9 Q3 r+ B. D1 v
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
7 @8 [3 }/ m$ W( b- |+ U6 E2 C3 [0 W 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. 1 J8 c! C9 p$ a
: ]& x) w9 j$ }: K. [ 女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 d: \0 _; d6 c( \" ~" r
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
& T! b) r& q" o. f7 tdrive car themselves.
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D# a9 ~; h& e5 @' l( L9 f 女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 ; [1 P1 c% F, }4 b( s1 P: w
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
4 o/ L) M \7 w. t) kand red carpet. ' G4 m f7 w2 C( Q
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。 " N" t! A' [% Q; `, y' {) k6 S
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when 1 ^9 x5 I- Z2 W# n+ {9 q
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
* f* c. E( Y/ I, \0 N7 `. r. T$ z 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。 1 I* R* L o: y2 F
22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can 8 h( k6 A$ r4 ]
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. / p+ W5 x/ k2 B
女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。 : [5 U% U% \2 D- c. b
23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the $ M$ H6 \, y* G( j9 P! @8 }7 Q
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
. y( s4 z' a0 G3 ]+ S* e 女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 % V( {% H( t( m. ?9 Z; u
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# M. k0 c3 i& E! q" L 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃 ! }5 Y: U2 t' n% B
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?”
2 A* F+ T" x; C# Z- N$ H7 f1 i& i: i 25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language. 2 f5 E/ O0 X1 r% r6 Q& r
“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
9 z; l( ~+ Q1 N! U( o) Z1 s26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
0 W7 d% P/ h, d 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
7 _+ n5 b! \ u9 A0 }8 L 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest . W' D, v( V' Y1 Z0 Q
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃. ' w2 e& G: M3 F' Y
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只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
5 D+ b) o" |! l3 O3 E. v 28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
$ j3 ]' q6 ^5 p/ J# j( vclamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
" t6 \4 [; J& Y6 Q! K( S! n9 { 女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。 4 m8 a+ }; `; f1 P8 k* C0 X+ O
29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This 8 D' T! N2 k& p* X; o5 X0 f) Z
will get men arrested.
* C/ a( o7 ` \8 n8 J1 z 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。
& X& a- B( d* h! U- L" U+ { 30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
3 m0 `. V, s8 T# iguy despite claims to the contrary. & i b- _) m: S: h( D) U
女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
" h; @2 f; e; ?6 W. b6 w/ N 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and B" S* E. q4 b' V; {" m
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
4 Z. Q& q- o1 _1 J( E8 W) ] 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。 0 K& J" J' r% p! f! \7 q7 k* g
32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find / d0 B; y# G7 A1 l5 h8 a0 [# f
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. " ?: ^" `& Z% \: c8 A
最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
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