女人的32个秘密（男人必看)

dgy2222

1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5 f& F/ {/ ^# |, ]　　女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
) m# ^4 K' c: V- Y8 C0 P& j/ S. }) d　　2.Women especially love a bargain.
　　女人特别喜欢便宜货。
　　3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
where they feel like they''re actually in control.
: D) z4 ]: ]( c4 a$ j  `6 P9 r　　女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
$ r# v' H  w& i" a( @- f  `9 {0 \, j( p　　4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.
+ T# g* ]5 E6 i) ]　　女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
: j& B7 V4 p; N7 K( C　　5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
; D# f! p) S* b; S5 z: ~feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
　　女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
7 q/ m1 a6 C2 ?3 z
4 Y  r" |% K% R+ J0 y　　6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
3 i2 C0 a2 H& ^& P1 L; P$ E7 _　　女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
　　7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
2 E8 o8 h2 `# b　　女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
7 z& [& Y9 M, Y( l0 O, l　　8.Women can’t keep secrets.
　　女人不能保守秘密。
　　9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
! @" L1 q6 l' Nthem a chance to gossip.
　　女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
  u- e' K- v/ e! H6 N$ G　　10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
matter whats he’s doing.
　　女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
* q( S8 q( V. k# D/ z8 s8 D　　11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
: p- d$ e- j# d& s7 H& v　　女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
　　12.Women think all beer is the same.
; `# ^8 a! T4 L9 g$ A+ i) H　　女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
　　13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
　　通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
　　14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
$ I% x- I+ q! m　　15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

　　如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
　　16.Women brush their hair before bed.
' Z) S8 `6 X; d/ s- e　　女人在睡觉前梳头。
" q' k  J4 O7 r$ n' T  G　　17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
% Q4 r9 u0 t6 t3 h+ ~6 y　　女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
! X9 A8 w& [$ t　　18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
  A/ s5 n4 h) x
　　女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
　　19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
drive car themselves.

3 e/ O/ U5 q' X6 h" |$ X　　女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
: z  r2 `' e$ N  ]6 Q　　20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
2 C2 t, E' N& n2 S# v  Land red carpet.
　　女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
' i  J6 D9 M1 ^　　21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
) M  u0 y0 x: z3 zwomen aren’t looking, men kick cats.
　　女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
　　22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
　　女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
3 r8 ?* g3 q- V, x4 o　　23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
6 f' s4 o  q( M% X3 k8 x　　女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
件……??
! X/ g3 Q" b% x1 Q! t- }" }　　24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look？〃
　　在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”
　　25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
　　“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
) M5 g/ G+ }, p+ Z  A' G  y26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
0 l' c1 t$ Y6 j- l　　所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
　　27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
9 p5 p; K3 @5 ]
　　只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
　　28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
2 R/ {5 w3 M) P) N5 S　　女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
　　29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
will get men arrested.
$ G" i( k3 t; S; l　　面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。
　　30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
. W. h! F' W9 vguy despite claims to the contrary.
" e/ g5 M1 A+ O1 A1 i　　女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
4 ^3 q! {- I5 f8 l　　31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
# T, s! x0 M7 r. }7 Mthen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women.
- l3 }/ Y* w: s6 q1 |  S　　女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
) w$ Z8 D7 T" y! U, G' X　　32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
  j/ n3 x1 q0 `% ^$ L　　最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
" t9 R3 o2 W1 E7 e

ASD

学习了，以后尽管给女孩子放肆就是了

zhicheng2005168

谢谢分享！支持！学习中！！1

w13545356295

回复 2# ASD
) D3 v, u! t/ K% f! A# s4 a
" u3 u8 j& \* d/ m9 T
6 M4 ^2 C& O& ^7 l* i( `- T    张信哲的过火知道不...
# r, [! c6 h) W: a   去听一下吧...
不然就是个悲剧