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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
3 i0 i- f5 i B/ E2 f, U 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
6 X |% Q+ o: s; C4 }- c& a 2.Women especially love a bargain.
3 e8 }0 F2 D1 l% I3 M1 ~ 女人特别喜欢便宜货。 . r2 h0 Z; _. r' ^9 _4 ]7 b
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
( ^& Y1 d( u. owhere they feel like they''re actually in control. * s' M/ B! ]# r2 d9 _9 f* N" y9 z
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。 3 R2 e1 P4 i4 G$ m
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty. % ], x' T% D% I8 h" }
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
$ ^ E/ e: t, w" a# I( G8 } 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
4 P+ D, u: g5 ~/ y2 wfeel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 3 ?* L3 C7 F; V: }6 y. `: D
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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) c; q% `8 V# J/ s" o& e( o+ [( ` 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
3 F( }, s+ ` W f, o8 y- d' R% M 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。 % ^. L) F. P8 _% V/ W* z3 L) e% g- R( f
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved. 0 g+ J% s* `6 a! s7 z
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
# A# n5 S* h5 Z% H* ^* t* ^0 o 8.Women can’t keep secrets. 7 f+ t3 p1 L5 a8 s6 h5 D
女人不能保守秘密。
( B5 k, N; G8 [+ T1 M- k3 d: @ 9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives - S2 `7 E, W) P" a6 M+ x
them a chance to gossip. ' i2 {2 f, s# R1 U5 U$ l4 ]; m
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
3 x+ C s3 a8 \9 n# ? 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
$ T/ t& ~; y; n. }matter whats he’s doing. & C' l+ L2 o2 f; y, v9 k
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。 ) _: X1 u5 A0 A4 b. u7 U' i
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
4 ]0 r9 M: x% K* J$ t3 u6 iunderstandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch. 2 U- g' S1 E. N; p# M
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
# }* X# f7 g q3 H O, k 12.Women think all beer is the same.
* v1 J! d0 @$ v! I4 {) f 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
# {/ K( \2 t# W& D$ G6 p 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. ) {# D8 R8 j' L/ {' v% r. e
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest. 3 e+ X- x' x# q7 _1 r2 z- z
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
2 K9 V8 P2 F) h 14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
8 V/ A& }' U" E, ]女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 8 w/ Z: C6 w& H
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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; s% w5 O& d) ]9 b1 U8 L 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 5 H6 ^4 `' i% V' S) K* z
16.Women brush their hair before bed. 6 P# e3 N6 B I5 Z+ }
女人在睡觉前梳头。
( G, ^" v: K2 @& j% ?5 L f4 E 17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling. 4 G8 ^' C* y2 O' J k/ r" c: Z9 G
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
! M2 P6 ?5 P! o2 X& S 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
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6 c* `! M1 k; U, m8 ^0 t! f) z 女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 & M# f" R4 L; B! F% W
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they ! Y/ O7 F3 X$ m. o9 V4 m( d3 u# C
drive car themselves.
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女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 ! D5 o. p/ y5 J" K) `5 M. J1 N0 T6 ?
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
- b( R) C- D( b$ y( O$ Wand red carpet. # G/ h' U; |5 h1 C! y$ W: S) Z
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。 - f! f( A; C y* S
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when + u/ B1 [' \! [2 S& \
women aren’t looking, men kick cats. ) C/ ^5 R _, ^. k) N: ?) m
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
5 f. I& u, a7 c 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can ' q$ ^$ s8 d% j
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
) ~) t% D7 x2 ~4 g' V 女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。 / G' O& J3 B" G$ w( ]
23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the 0 Q: f' v" }9 V9 A* [& O+ K5 u
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. 9 Q! n' Z- [% K4 V& s: `
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 + z9 Q6 b+ D; B. B
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. {5 x1 t( j- s7 |+ I3 t7 F: T; n6 l 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃
2 T- F' ?# @8 b6 f' @/ T8 B 在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?”
. [& I# q6 [8 g 25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
$ F* `2 t/ _. ]4 `" }: m/ J0 U “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。* D' o: P1 t* Y
26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
# J# e9 I0 c8 E4 Y: a4 U* O& t s 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
6 U% N! ]. t- ^- z$ p 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
3 y! j, P; w! G. P- I: c! ]towels〃and the〃goodchina〃. * n% G$ y- x- A+ E+ \1 }% j6 L
+ _! a5 U: ^. X! {) c; r 只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 ' w$ v2 p( I. h8 i) `# M7 i: g% D
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
4 w! b$ w4 V( uclamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers. 4 G `! w6 {. V2 F( M$ f5 o5 V
女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。 5 q% k) G& y$ l; ?5 y5 H; v# J! Q
29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
8 r* T1 d1 g. }8 Awill get men arrested.
7 d5 E. [5 F; z/ A9 y 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。
5 ~' b0 M, U1 w+ k! v 30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
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女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
' B. Z3 K% t9 _. { 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
$ U0 [0 Y9 _1 G: g3 d; ]. z7 @; Ethen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
* M5 F; K6 l) c1 _9 c/ _9 f9 j 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
# P4 A. o& ?5 s y$ y 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find 6 s* @1 x0 f* g; ~) b2 Z
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. 9 \3 G7 w8 K4 ?9 r9 t
最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。$ [+ S- [' o% M
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