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9 @2 s0 W; N) N3 @0 t+ D1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
7 l& c, w/ Q1 s) [% y9 A 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。 0 Z1 U$ W) C* U1 f& j! r$ n
2.Women especially love a bargain.
/ v: P( T0 Q% ~2 F1 n1 [9 v/ O 女人特别喜欢便宜货。 ' q& z& d9 w" G# C& D# n" d
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
$ D+ n- q! m7 [- _4 s( a3 b" v+ ~7 Uwhere they feel like they''re actually in control.
8 K$ B" |2 n2 O$ y/ q+ @3 j 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
4 f9 R I2 ]1 a! t 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty. 0 h) F7 i6 l. z6 c( ]4 S
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 2 i$ c; J7 f o) U
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
$ ]2 Z2 N* ?& Z3 o" mfeel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. & U/ d. Z, S2 X( w, r' g+ Z
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
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! `$ z1 Q$ d- ^ 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
( S( @6 W- E& B+ F4 |- G! }! k 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
: W0 p- q+ q- Y1 q+ e 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
7 g- N& @( l B! G4 i 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。 r* |; i1 K* ^6 |( ^- Z
8.Women can’t keep secrets.
$ Y4 D3 ^' A) z" d5 J$ Y" O; K2 U 女人不能保守秘密。 : \$ m7 A f! e1 b- y
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
: p& N2 V7 c, r. b7 _# Y/ Vthem a chance to gossip.
9 w- C: a, s# A' }4 v; q 女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
( {8 T( Z* T+ h7 G( _" K: u 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
, l) L/ M" j5 N+ {- {4 Mmatter whats he’s doing. # }( y; P5 A- }* g: Y
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。 $ v* z/ u' |; W" I
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men 5 A+ Z) f1 j0 |# ]; K
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
5 Y# K# o, P- \7 D3 g 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
$ F3 p" F" H( Y9 @ 12.Women think all beer is the same.
3 H4 ~5 c; x r% L 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
4 p$ ]) F. g9 b 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
- V) T4 X; h8 JAfter a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
2 Y$ `, [* j7 Z& N8 @ 通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
- R! @) t1 D. c m 14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
+ H! o& s D6 o! j1 N8 e女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 + K {& W$ W {* ~$ a8 _
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
. s; b3 F# e# H8 i! L 16.Women brush their hair before bed. # ^9 J- \& B9 d" f
女人在睡觉前梳头。 - | ~3 @# j* q9 t! N
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling.
& \9 A6 d9 F* Z; Z. |6 J8 j 女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。 " _6 z: g/ a6 q
18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. - h) j; w% v# T$ Y
* l) H8 _* y. `4 r8 W* k: @ 女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
! v# W2 B3 W. t; P8 g1 j 19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they 5 c* U4 O. z/ N9 X# O5 w) w
drive car themselves.
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女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
1 N) Z( P! S- j) r2 P. g. Y0 T8 a 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
7 v2 e" S) N2 R3 f, X) jand red carpet.
, L" m& x f |$ E 女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。 6 E8 V' C, L+ h4 T
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when ' v3 D& n8 o. n. l
women aren’t looking, men kick cats. - L6 w: G: N& W6 E
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
8 u; Z# ?: k- }. F* k6 i 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
, N7 v% [- N" L5 evisit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 3 O' f3 Y2 w) Q5 n! y. A
女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。 4 L% l/ W/ u" Y% ]4 f4 ^" q
23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the : S A' i0 M/ r/ ^+ I
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. : h* K9 Q% l( D
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 : v5 v: i; m& @" q0 s6 H Y
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0 m' s" F; g" k. u7 s! p 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃 2 |. H8 A5 s, R' h) O& t
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?”
9 W% O2 j6 a% a- E* z, U+ y! ] 25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language. & C; ?4 a( z( J
“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
+ R% d4 Y, d; g9 {26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit. : t4 A; B& @4 V Z3 u0 X
所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
3 F6 w0 q/ o# q1 w( z 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
, D0 b+ B' O6 s3 M# D% ~towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
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只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 4 G/ O, p& J- E" l
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them " u- l3 k3 K+ ^2 i
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers. # K, P$ l! M' p% C
女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
% P( o+ M' D" T( h" {8 C/ U+ u- G 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
2 S$ p' m- i, v" p5 X! \0 a1 |will get men arrested.
! G$ M8 m4 `3 k& k* E8 f 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 - a k8 y J& c6 B: m
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a 0 l0 y. n/ x' T5 D* t
guy despite claims to the contrary. 0 f; G1 V2 c2 I% L
女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。 8 y" [* t. L( ~5 V4 ~
31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
& a* a _% S% h- `+ b# h( ]$ athen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women. " o4 x0 \8 i9 T3 ^; f
女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
: W* [; R0 s. m9 f$ }4 b6 f' v5 N6 r 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find . y( y7 `6 [& n- D* g* T6 K
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. * | w m% Q% b0 c# \3 x
最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
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