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女人的32个秘密(男人必看)

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发表于 2010-10-28 13:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
8 B# V  x* }* f5 {4 k4 F) y3 t  女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。 % z1 A" ^8 c& a% D* {' Y3 X
  2.Women especially love a bargain. & \# O6 }+ ^: e( S8 p3 P
  女人特别喜欢便宜货。
- M3 Y' i* Q0 c" v5 O( K7 Z  3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
. I+ [( h1 F+ t$ C' b' Dwhere they feel like they''re actually in control.
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  女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。 , ~3 L! u; V/ v4 M
  4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.
- x  w  e! ?5 C( z1 G2 k( t. {& O  女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 ) W! q' y4 A* A2 b9 q
  5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they + G- m& Z7 [3 Z  M4 _& j, |
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

0 j8 u) Q; L9 ?+ _9 v  女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。 0 ^% m6 J& t. R, c

: V; I4 B. z) V" }0 J  _  6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. & N- O3 t, ~( \! d
  女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。 ' J6 I! h- o7 K: m8 f; Q; b) [# f
  7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved. ) l3 y1 e  y# m0 g
  女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
4 ]2 @0 h% U4 Q9 N  8.Women can’t keep secrets.
0 {/ q- m" k  \: ], Q7 ^  女人不能保守秘密。
; V- W- s+ o# t7 n& m2 t1 J8 X  9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives ) [/ F# s& q% W$ G& Y+ m. `
them a chance to gossip.

6 k; Z. Z/ h3 J3 M  女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
7 f( U& W5 ^: g7 ~/ X0 z  10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no 6 E8 [8 g& O  ]4 M! A8 D- G4 G8 E
matter whats he’s doing.
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  女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
6 H/ L8 |1 H' d& w1 }8 Y/ G1 `  11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men 7 g- K, M; d" j6 l( N* k
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.

2 X; m- S+ I8 e0 R  女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。 # y& L- I) n4 s, `8 a
  12.Women think all beer is the same.
3 S& e; s  I, X- t& m, S  女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
. t- B: f  L# W  A  t! e  13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. 0 l7 |) T! S: s- Q/ L' Z- @
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.

* ~5 r9 M. I, j) j7 \2 J; U, B  p  通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。 - G4 S, F7 ?' l
  14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
% J+ }' H0 X1 W女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 2 Q0 M% L- p8 H/ j! ], m
  15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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  如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 9 h6 \0 s0 }5 U( r
  16.Women brush their hair before bed.
% H1 x) ?3 l1 |( T  女人在睡觉前梳头。 6 S, z  w7 D  e* d
  17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling. - {) l9 e  J+ B" [% c+ t
  女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
; [: v/ B  W% D) P3 Y. A  18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
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  19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they ! l; ]; U* ^, n: y
drive car themselves.

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( N4 `) r( s9 g9 f6 ^' {6 y  女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 % v- I0 P* Z7 s
  20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs $ m* I4 a1 |5 w7 Z& t- Y
and red carpet.

- \- w# N: _6 F% z  女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。 ) w; Z  h6 {6 d- t7 w, I2 O
  21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
; @3 z( K2 C9 |/ f0 xwomen aren’t looking, men kick cats.
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  女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。 . g3 x) V8 V0 i% A4 ~
  22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can ! }2 ?4 E5 p4 B
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

% m  ^2 n* J6 D& @! q# d* ~0 Y1 m  女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
0 `' ^/ `, B5 J4 ]4 M* D. p  23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
3 ]+ [7 L/ B) q: A: G  L0 r3 Gplants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

: g% l! N9 S% o4 j9 v: m1 ]  女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 * K: x$ H/ }8 }' b( g" ~8 T
件……??
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  24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃
9 L  W3 [* A' X$ b; e( U  在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?” ) N7 {" L& S, D/ d5 h0 s
  25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
: P. p) q) B! R3 W# o' Z  “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
) n3 t/ Y; t. a3 O8 ?" r26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit. 4 J2 N5 r% r! C
  所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
  F1 f8 N; d0 @4 A+ |; a, b  27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
5 s) ~3 k$ I7 j9 K; ?towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.

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5 e- s7 y+ k9 T  只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
" o6 g! g: ~" p5 x( I  28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
8 f2 v; U# Z, h# n+ x! kclamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.

) d3 R* p- `# z, Q0 F1 G  女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
& {4 S8 A2 T0 n/ F5 {; H  29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
+ \0 ]9 d1 w: \; W7 h/ A/ A5 \; ?, ewill get men arrested.

3 f% `+ E. q  W; X9 i  面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 & n5 z" Q* F' f4 y, R
  30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a ! g% [0 `, f* Y1 A! K. G! {
guy despite claims to the contrary.

& ?5 W% W% F% Z( `- E( B  女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。 ' U; F- ]0 D5 c( I
  31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
; l! l" E" ]' j1 O5 w1 Cthen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
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  女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
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another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

0 R7 t* W+ B8 a7 D  p* u  最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。8 V* j& c9 o6 v6 j2 V

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发表于 2010-10-29 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
学习了,以后尽管给女孩子放肆就是了
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发表于 2010-12-15 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢分享!支持!学习中!!1
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