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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
$ X( e, O2 Z" E& V; U! I 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
; j% x% F. {2 z5 U2 d# C 2.Women especially love a bargain. $ Y0 s- K- h, ?5 Q: J# v
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
/ I) N+ Q4 O( F$ p( Z0 b$ U6 M! W 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
: t- M( Q" j8 Iwhere they feel like they''re actually in control.
' Z+ O7 t0 V7 y- ` 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
3 z: @3 |1 N( M 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty. $ R! `% M$ I! E6 v0 [3 e( d
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
. I4 g w, g# W- I 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
4 W& u2 j5 c4 A- lfeel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. , D" G/ R) s' O& |' F
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。 4 w5 t$ V* w' D( E" B& X
4 E" N- E; n/ R+ C 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. ! ~+ `$ c9 c0 n
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
N$ H/ G1 k5 N: c* C1 \% j 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
% t1 C4 A8 p/ Z, u1 T' X 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。 " S& H, Y3 d3 }" O9 m/ v
8.Women can’t keep secrets.
+ e0 ^1 t; }5 e3 C& b 女人不能保守秘密。 0 @/ ^+ }7 `+ P7 S' K1 m
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
* b# N+ Z& d+ U) d- Tthem a chance to gossip. . |. \# e- ~5 A3 _9 S% X9 E
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
7 T; d& V3 k- } 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
! N L0 j# w" X8 n' p# a# n+ Qmatter whats he’s doing.
$ \& \* @' x$ \1 u. j" y 女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
4 a5 ^$ d; u3 i9 j' L" h 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men : ^1 W& D; p) X2 @, P K
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
+ ], H' ?6 x+ P 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
" B% n$ o$ |0 X* _1 Q* I5 _ 12.Women think all beer is the same.
- v9 }* e. n+ f. o) _ 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
{# x$ N# c4 Q# ~6 A$ _4 O% Q 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. . R+ |& O( M- Y* _9 f
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest. & G) G- [* P$ |4 x
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。 $ P$ P0 k$ h# Q& a! s! e R3 y
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
2 ^, U3 `) P& ?/ u) G( f女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 ! U, a2 Q+ R! T6 S0 x* v: \( j% {
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 - d3 P5 b$ l$ ^+ m z
16.Women brush their hair before bed. ' K9 k$ k6 W. e' {2 q1 n3 E
女人在睡觉前梳头。 5 a7 K0 k9 l, b
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling.
! P' \. t2 E3 L" W, e 女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
5 ^: P% q6 T! T9 B4 x$ N( a 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. 7 [' H# s' M- G {2 h$ N6 J
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女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
+ O$ @8 _4 Y) m5 m 19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they * z1 Y# E' r) W
drive car themselves.
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女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 - U1 G& |! q8 f4 Q
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs " e) K$ ?- I. @9 {) a0 Z7 v
and red carpet. % x& R# |: b7 O4 V! g4 `
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
3 B4 F8 P6 ?: I: @- m/ Z; ] 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
7 H1 T5 {, C# g: W. ywomen aren’t looking, men kick cats.
9 Y2 i) [# C2 V! K& u4 _ 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
$ Q$ F8 Y6 ^: ]- }4 F9 R 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can 2 q9 H- \8 j; \6 u' J
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 1 ]: X9 }" x) G" s
女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。
2 B, |9 q; g9 m7 I+ B; c6 G 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the 1 [7 F6 v {- W
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. * j. {% ~# }* q. O. y
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
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0 ~* ?, U B" ]$ { 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look?〃 V; Y9 R$ d2 k/ E! n3 m
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?” . p) f7 ^: x' {! v4 t
25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.
3 k( T$ m6 y* k7 B8 y+ s' f0 G. y5 ? “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。( W+ A1 J% a5 y. Q9 v; D1 ]
26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
3 E* X- X2 k" _" `* @" y: k 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
6 l. d, x& e% g/ p+ \ 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest , X; H5 z- U9 j$ L9 e
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
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2 [) O: c) J' v, C 只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
! v2 V. S( q+ m# I4 d1 K 28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them ' x& L3 F0 T8 b6 C
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers. $ G) c' s9 R( }3 T- H& [
女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
) k# L8 h A- [7 c' ]* i 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This " S- e# P& t6 m+ }2 Z
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面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 1 X! K& D% R, V! Z$ I
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
! `8 Z, ^+ G' O6 ]! e4 tguy despite claims to the contrary.
: c& Y8 a6 x0 m& ` 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
) U$ ^6 U: O( g T5 x! Y 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
/ E% s& T. b) S g- Hthen they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.
. x n( n$ {* |5 }" a& m# c 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。 6 `& H8 r4 _1 f
32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find . h0 m+ ]' m9 O* d' i8 ?/ E8 F8 V
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
$ W2 `% G# S" s0 I2 i, Q 最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。
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