中国英文三字经

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人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ \6 Q' z* o9 J- y4 S6 _6 N苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ i& s0 S# g+ i! ^8 Z性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
, s/ t4 s8 _- F0 V# _" R4 c教之道：The way of learning it
  I# o2 S1 M- G; W  l4 @, N& A( v4 k贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don''t study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
& ?/ Q8 P% V8 b! A5 I0 a# J/ \窦燕山 ：Dou, the Famous
! v3 h- _  t6 e7 J# j' t9 g有义方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine
# q% m1 J, N4 c/ }- ~教五子 ：All his five son took it
9 s  c; ^5 T  x# ]' |# a8 I! A名俱扬 ：and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 ：If your children don''t know how to do it,
父之过 ：It is all your fault.
2 Y3 v3 J8 |: d. G9 V( u! m教不严 ：If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 ：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
7 ]1 {% B  m# f( L0 [  l子不学 ：You may refuse to study this
; I1 [1 s! I7 Y非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake
! @3 Q4 a& r+ b% I$ r6 L8 k幼不学 ：If you don''t learn it in childhood,
老何为 ：you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ：If you don''t exercise your dick,
不成器 ：It won''t become hard and strong.
& T; Y) P: m2 e( K- e" G人不学： If you don''t learn sex,
不知义 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness