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Smart(精明的) man + smart woman = romance - _0 A% z( f2 H( H. { _
Smart man + dumb(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕); \6 |9 @: w( e# a
Dumb man + smart woman = affair2 e- l& }. ]0 g+ H8 N4 x
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage% p9 t+ Q3 q0 w( A8 z; v
Smart boss + smart employee = profit. B1 ~4 o3 t! ]) f4 d
Smart boss + dumb employee = production$ V U9 q2 V; h7 y( M+ s$ z+ R
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion9 G( F+ n% c1 T4 [7 A$ G$ P5 u
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime% h' L- V; T) P
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.6 @+ u( d/ i# a, `$ A% s
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.9 C2 E3 g$ E! b& `7 a! G2 n8 ?
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
6 l0 G$ h! u3 G# {( D! i5 YA man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.2 f4 S8 o' z/ h6 @1 }2 R
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.) W* ?* |' x d c+ ^
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.0 s0 t9 Q& \- l0 b
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.) v- z/ r% E8 P7 E5 b
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
' t. v! j w, u$ m0 W( _Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.: _8 X7 \: ]3 o0 T8 z9 X5 J5 Y* S
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- h( u6 O6 Z! V, e/ f9 MA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
3 G' r% c# J3 w- [7 e' @# S1 ^1 rA woman has the last word in any argument.
0 l( C' W @$ R" H4 Y8 cAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
4 p F1 P9 }# E2 {- L# Y9 EThere are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
' b9 [9 _, O+ dWomen love cats.
^7 B8 w, `/ G }3 i+ W: w4 HMen say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.) p+ M& [7 W) ^- x* w9 b
A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.0 \' z8 q* H% I
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.1 B7 D. _, ^- N: W2 g# x
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
, q* e0 |" w( o$ L# x9 T# nWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.7 x) i# u0 |6 d3 l# G" Y/ @. P
A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
8 h9 i' x& S- Z1 _A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
7 x$ @) L. \6 w" i& l, KAny married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
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