*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
: z3 k6 K& _6 yA man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
) X) O$ s. p' B. w8 ]<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
& f- q6 W7 I( w* H7 k<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
# a3 |+ r, R7 D, A  ?9 f) G<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
$ e8 D2 x7 c7 W) Q* VA man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* y: A9 e# Z! V& F, yWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.
+ T9 ~6 c3 Z7 o" C' u" V9 }4 p2 k<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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