*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
# h' B8 |9 S! _7 L9 s<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
$ B5 M2 h2 j( \! Z6 q# j1 d  D) t! WAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
$ y  m' C# [! E* n/ x/ ^% Z<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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