*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* R9 |1 e# o- _- ^- |<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
6 }& a6 J( }$ a. YA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
$ I+ R5 l/ ?3 [<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
  Y8 [6 u) ]5 F/ K. ^( X) V9 T<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
; p5 M& y6 S6 m3 S4 ~5 c% UWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.
<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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