*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
1 h& t: g0 M5 K) v; ~A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* I1 J: O8 W. f2 l# z<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
* Y* w8 m. `; O; J  Y0 J& I3 R<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
# V- Z% a* i' x* h' Y; RA man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
6 @, ?+ J- A8 w! C+ K$ a+ |<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
4 Q( }8 G/ q9 w3 \8 ^: pWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.
<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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