*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
( ?! A* ]! Z" |; k6 w+ J<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
+ W% N7 M6 t( e+ j3 S$ u7 UA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
0 J8 D' L6 ]/ w5 k4 ]) z<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
8 g# _& {8 n( o/ C3 M/ J* b. P<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
9 g0 V# o  b8 d* S, x2 ?' w, RA man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
8 g8 c, n3 u- q, ZWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.
<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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