*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
: x! J+ r+ a' d; N- t  ^6 JTo be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
) Y/ x# M2 I3 U$ @<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
2 U- ]) a0 f( |& x4 _$ oA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
( {7 k" b. u; Y0 sAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
5 y& j6 j% l* B, |<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
; H( s5 w! J! p& tA man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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