*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
9 J2 D! u- _% s+ f$ j: ^A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7 Y- u: R+ \# T( t<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
8 L/ P4 {7 `* UTo be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
. \# s, x/ \4 ~, T% h: g<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
# W! v; T9 u5 _% NA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
7 W' G+ `) t6 H+ S: n<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  ]& U- g9 }3 X% \<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
1 a( s! B) Y4 W3 GA man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
6 \3 B9 l1 E/ f8 |<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
. R+ I- k5 A, ]3 ~9 d0 _1 l7 y8 q<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
; b; {5 B4 i" W8 ^A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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