*Men vs Women* ~~~~

KIKI

<>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
<>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.
; S, K" W# e2 u7 \<>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
7 [( C& h1 C0 VA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
<>A woman has the last word in any argument.
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" P9 b1 t  B2 _8 b2 ?& T<>A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
<>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
! z* t. I2 W/ }! R' V" C4 jWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.
0 q- ^1 @6 _8 i<>A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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