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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><b><EM>小新來啦................................</EM></b></FONT></DIV>
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+ [- B, n& p& d3 j' f9 k<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"我媽媽是碩士,我爸爸是博士"</FONT></DIV>" k# N) z+ W" ^- e) v6 B6 g. b" t
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這有什麼了不起"</FONT></DIV>
8 U8 E2 h" S$ y' e$ S g: K3 o! d<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"你爸媽是什麼士"</FONT></DIV>
8 x) ~' u, `, k! Q, h<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸爸是男士,我媽媽是女士"</FONT></DIV>" i3 n! F3 z" m3 h
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8 I- d, g4 W. c+ c7 Z<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"爸媽今晚有事,要很晚才回來"</FONT></DIV>
5 X+ V7 y T8 z6 g/ M/ y<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"那我會很累耶"</FONT></DIV>
+ r+ {; G3 k/ `8 d- L3 p& `, O7 O<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽;"為什麼"</FONT></DIV>
+ z$ T9 u) v" M0 R1 L$ V<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我會看電視看得很累"</FONT></DIV>% \5 e% k! P# t# C8 A
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+ v0 y1 F1 r2 c) H5 u<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"游泳真好"</FONT></DIV>% Z2 X5 E9 D$ d# ]
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"美芽,你越來越像魚了"</FONT></DIV>
+ K/ Y8 C9 x1 q5 e% }( D' V<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"你是說像美人魚嗎?"</FONT></DIV># o" G) u: l5 N/ p$ H
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"不是,你的魚尾紋越來越多了"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"小新,最近功課寫得不錯"</FONT></DIV>/ Y5 h/ T5 ^9 r5 X# O: |6 z, ?
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這全是警察掃黃的功勞"</FONT></DIV>0 K' K! n% _5 f4 e; F, {% z
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"掃黃和功課有什麼關係"</FONT></DIV>; ~ @, K# h7 g: L. R" v
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸晚上沒地方去,只好在家盯著我寫功課"</FONT></DIV>
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( n1 X7 m; j+ X3 Q1 B<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"哥,如果有不良少年勒索我們,怎麼辦?"</FONT></DIV>
$ O. Q: m* q. S$ J" L<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"跑,給他追"</FONT></DIV>- F1 v+ l4 W: P, Q
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"你跑得過他們嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
8 r! H1 j+ s0 i# q" n% ?4 I<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我只要跑得過你就行了."</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,有人受傷,第一步要怎麼做"</FONT></DIV>- N1 S& ]0 T/ T6 u6 G
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我知道,問他要不要器官捐贈"</FONT></DIV>0 |+ M5 S, G; k( t6 k; I3 Q% E5 A
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"蝌蚪長大後會變成什麼"</FONT></DIV>
4 w( z3 M: w* Z. p! [" J<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"平底鍋"</FONT></DIV> S: E9 x5 v* f3 q( s
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/ m" s1 P" R0 |' o$ _<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,先做口對口人工呼吸,這樣重複做,會怎樣?"</FONT></DIV>, b' J7 I7 \9 l9 Q- U _' ^
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"有人會告你性騷擾"</FONT></DIV>8 C1 g6 C; v& x/ X Z6 \
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' X) C$ ?1 ?5 W<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"老師,我要上廁所"</FONT></DIV>2 h& L3 H6 e) L/ G, t! p6 N
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"不行,現在是上課時間,剛才是下課怎麼不去"</FONT></DIV>
( ?& R" h9 t' r2 c; W- i<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"下課時間那麼寶貴,用來上廁所多可惜啊."</FONT></DIV> |
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