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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><b><EM>小新來啦................................</EM></b></FONT></DIV>$ Z7 ~6 h$ l$ G. [3 b' B# j+ r( @
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8 w9 K8 ]% x( N2 I<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"我媽媽是碩士,我爸爸是博士"</FONT></DIV>
6 Y* j' E9 {) d0 N<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這有什麼了不起"</FONT></DIV>
t% b! j& S$ P T4 K1 A<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"你爸媽是什麼士"</FONT></DIV>' j0 S! H2 u4 {: m7 N2 R# T$ }5 H
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸爸是男士,我媽媽是女士"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"爸媽今晚有事,要很晚才回來"</FONT></DIV>1 a2 y8 ^1 Y9 P' T, R: I& B
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"那我會很累耶"</FONT></DIV>
; W$ n. _5 |" i<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽;"為什麼"</FONT></DIV>
( g# b: K: G- ?<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我會看電視看得很累"</FONT></DIV>7 W o, J H/ `7 l/ ^
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& h/ l& {& z# v; M2 i<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"游泳真好"</FONT></DIV>
; O% O3 ?. m1 [0 J R<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"美芽,你越來越像魚了"</FONT></DIV>5 X" P- v( M" W& m
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"你是說像美人魚嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
! C P2 ~. `, P4 R l) ~<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"不是,你的魚尾紋越來越多了"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"小新,最近功課寫得不錯"</FONT></DIV>% O6 n% x$ T. N/ [: U
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這全是警察掃黃的功勞"</FONT></DIV>/ i$ K/ X2 W e) G& O- m
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"掃黃和功課有什麼關係"</FONT></DIV> y! o# b8 g# d
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸晚上沒地方去,只好在家盯著我寫功課"</FONT></DIV>: }% [; w! o2 b
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"哥,如果有不良少年勒索我們,怎麼辦?"</FONT></DIV>
; j6 w4 @$ _2 }<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"跑,給他追"</FONT></DIV>; U/ d" o( F* h K5 ~# C
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"你跑得過他們嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
; S: T7 x" T9 U& S, @2 j# |8 U<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我只要跑得過你就行了."</FONT></DIV>" M7 L" d$ r/ s% c9 v1 J x
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/ _& H1 C7 E7 w w<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,有人受傷,第一步要怎麼做"</FONT></DIV>
) X" K) h3 P. G- m7 ?9 [) p; Y0 `<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我知道,問他要不要器官捐贈"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"蝌蚪長大後會變成什麼"</FONT></DIV>
9 }4 p5 `0 u2 _1 R<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"平底鍋"</FONT></DIV>
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5 Z1 }4 y0 T" d3 X" }<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,先做口對口人工呼吸,這樣重複做,會怎樣?"</FONT></DIV>% j8 i' Z" t/ y4 j0 [ N3 V
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"有人會告你性騷擾"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"老師,我要上廁所"</FONT></DIV> |2 \) {- v; f9 a. v$ f0 i4 I* G
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"不行,現在是上課時間,剛才是下課怎麼不去"</FONT></DIV> }/ Y: n* N- F% [1 c
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"下課時間那麼寶貴,用來上廁所多可惜啊."</FONT></DIV> |
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