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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><b><EM>小新來啦................................</EM></b></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"我媽媽是碩士,我爸爸是博士"</FONT></DIV>
1 o- h, i# G( b) G2 @<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這有什麼了不起"</FONT></DIV>
' y6 |7 x- o' h- a& h<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"你爸媽是什麼士"</FONT></DIV>
" W1 q& J/ \0 G# e0 T$ O, D: M<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸爸是男士,我媽媽是女士"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"爸媽今晚有事,要很晚才回來"</FONT></DIV>" S9 Q9 B- P% P' @# L t& a+ e
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"那我會很累耶"</FONT></DIV>
0 c1 r, L. V3 B* L( Y8 ]. ^: o<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽;"為什麼"</FONT></DIV>$ u( C6 X' `4 G* ?/ k
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我會看電視看得很累"</FONT></DIV>5 E. r9 V- h- g+ v
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: M# u2 f& ~. F2 i<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"游泳真好"</FONT></DIV>
% y6 \8 N6 F; ^; x& W<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"美芽,你越來越像魚了"</FONT></DIV>$ I! y6 b9 M$ _0 H
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"你是說像美人魚嗎?"</FONT></DIV>- |6 x) H, h. }* g
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"不是,你的魚尾紋越來越多了"</FONT></DIV>3 R$ B R3 A3 e, r( Y
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"小新,最近功課寫得不錯"</FONT></DIV>
$ l+ _- _3 v. ]" E6 p P( C0 y<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這全是警察掃黃的功勞"</FONT></DIV>+ z. _" j3 I$ ~9 k H% w+ u
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"掃黃和功課有什麼關係"</FONT></DIV>
- H* D- e) F8 e W1 V4 w+ G. o- m<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸晚上沒地方去,只好在家盯著我寫功課"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"哥,如果有不良少年勒索我們,怎麼辦?"</FONT></DIV>
0 Q3 d2 e: _' [1 K2 c! b1 W<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"跑,給他追"</FONT></DIV>
0 `- M" Y& [. q<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"你跑得過他們嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
/ M x4 a% R; u& ~" c. p<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我只要跑得過你就行了."</FONT></DIV>
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7 i! N5 X( _. k/ Q+ Q<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,有人受傷,第一步要怎麼做"</FONT></DIV>
0 G4 ^) Y% x$ l; l<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我知道,問他要不要器官捐贈"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"蝌蚪長大後會變成什麼"</FONT></DIV>
) K* h5 v3 d" |" x3 x<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"平底鍋"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,先做口對口人工呼吸,這樣重複做,會怎樣?"</FONT></DIV>; Z$ O% Q( _$ H& \' K; B1 |5 }
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"有人會告你性騷擾"</FONT></DIV>0 p# Y' R4 c a6 V! Z* @. e9 _. o
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3 d6 y- I9 J& r( E" m<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"老師,我要上廁所"</FONT></DIV>, w# t( Z$ t: I" |4 A
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"不行,現在是上課時間,剛才是下課怎麼不去"</FONT></DIV>: Y! N' O9 V6 Z& n
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"下課時間那麼寶貴,用來上廁所多可惜啊."</FONT></DIV> |
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