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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><b><EM>小新來啦................................</EM></b></FONT></DIV>/ L5 b! O. k( }; s/ k' {+ q5 ^: i" z
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"我媽媽是碩士,我爸爸是博士"</FONT></DIV>2 {/ V6 E8 f; O( l% S8 q: G& c
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這有什麼了不起"</FONT></DIV>2 T4 v3 U# n* ]: M* H0 L8 {/ L* M
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"你爸媽是什麼士"</FONT></DIV>
/ {4 R1 ]* v7 e0 ~& x, i<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸爸是男士,我媽媽是女士"</FONT></DIV>
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2 t) H+ w( g; {$ n; p9 ~, n<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"爸媽今晚有事,要很晚才回來"</FONT></DIV>8 C9 ~" j; v2 P' J: W! a7 l
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"那我會很累耶"</FONT></DIV>
( `9 V1 h( B+ ~" b- M<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽;"為什麼"</FONT></DIV>
) u8 D, p/ U' [( I/ e1 }<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我會看電視看得很累"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"游泳真好"</FONT></DIV>4 Q5 `1 C; C0 ` ^4 O3 L& n9 ]
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"美芽,你越來越像魚了"</FONT></DIV>6 K, g/ d7 ]6 b5 a% Q. ?/ F
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"你是說像美人魚嗎?"</FONT></DIV>: I1 }. Q+ Q0 t4 | F
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"不是,你的魚尾紋越來越多了"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"小新,最近功課寫得不錯"</FONT></DIV>4 S* p9 B2 d7 _7 M9 v
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這全是警察掃黃的功勞"</FONT></DIV>
& U: ]/ o: o$ Q! F3 P* Y4 [<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"掃黃和功課有什麼關係"</FONT></DIV>$ R, x: [$ k6 B6 I. w
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸晚上沒地方去,只好在家盯著我寫功課"</FONT></DIV>
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4 [, a G D" T0 h- W. Z2 M4 F- M<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"哥,如果有不良少年勒索我們,怎麼辦?"</FONT></DIV>4 H6 a; _* x# K6 i9 O# K
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"跑,給他追"</FONT></DIV>
]3 w; b% ~/ x. X" r% B1 k<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"你跑得過他們嗎?"</FONT></DIV>; \; o) S0 A) ]4 S% Z
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我只要跑得過你就行了."</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,有人受傷,第一步要怎麼做"</FONT></DIV>
3 b1 x- P6 M; O+ X- v<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我知道,問他要不要器官捐贈"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"蝌蚪長大後會變成什麼"</FONT></DIV>8 B) T% U: ^1 S- k0 G. ]7 V- e7 u, ]
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"平底鍋"</FONT></DIV>
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3 U' m8 f9 D/ r4 l<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,先做口對口人工呼吸,這樣重複做,會怎樣?"</FONT></DIV>7 f+ k7 U3 ^0 L4 P0 b$ R# o
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"有人會告你性騷擾"</FONT></DIV>! m( V: _" i4 U1 y
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"老師,我要上廁所"</FONT></DIV>: K# @& U1 X h
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"不行,現在是上課時間,剛才是下課怎麼不去"</FONT></DIV>
; k4 z) i. r m' h8 H* ?, \0 p<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"下課時間那麼寶貴,用來上廁所多可惜啊."</FONT></DIV> |
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