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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><b><EM>小新來啦................................</EM></b></FONT></DIV>5 G, r U: S& i5 C8 v+ o5 S: Z& H
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) R) a& K. I: g& b4 Y<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"我媽媽是碩士,我爸爸是博士"</FONT></DIV>
+ A% l# w; Y4 i3 c! o<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這有什麼了不起"</FONT></DIV>
/ \0 k0 E# J/ g<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"你爸媽是什麼士"</FONT></DIV>
6 G& Y# k, s7 E; C: D! [<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸爸是男士,我媽媽是女士"</FONT></DIV>
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% N; a6 `0 [( @6 p4 w<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"爸媽今晚有事,要很晚才回來"</FONT></DIV>$ y1 O. L2 Z( v5 g% n# r
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"那我會很累耶"</FONT></DIV>& b" \: p/ Z7 p6 c% c+ O& f
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽;"為什麼"</FONT></DIV>
/ d5 \( t8 g4 k, ]' g<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我會看電視看得很累"</FONT></DIV>9 D0 k8 ~6 y. H& I$ v$ O
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"游泳真好"</FONT></DIV>; n# P* x+ l5 g6 x/ t
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"美芽,你越來越像魚了"</FONT></DIV>1 E. E0 M) z. L" q+ H# m
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"你是說像美人魚嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
8 ]" `- f" d7 Z, n, O4 F) `<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"不是,你的魚尾紋越來越多了"</FONT></DIV>) u4 O3 l! x3 h% E R
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"小新,最近功課寫得不錯"</FONT></DIV>2 K& w/ w! @3 A7 U& a8 t* W
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這全是警察掃黃的功勞"</FONT></DIV>4 Y5 U8 s9 F' b) Z5 R
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"掃黃和功課有什麼關係"</FONT></DIV>1 K% T* l# V7 ~& @/ @, \+ h
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸晚上沒地方去,只好在家盯著我寫功課"</FONT></DIV>
5 g2 O+ ]1 ~6 @. v- G8 f<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT> </DIV>
/ l( @$ {( o! f8 F; M* @<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"哥,如果有不良少年勒索我們,怎麼辦?"</FONT></DIV>
, X( [9 @3 W, Z6 O3 B8 `% u<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"跑,給他追"</FONT></DIV>7 U6 y& T# |3 s }9 M( I
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"你跑得過他們嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
% z: l; u( S/ G) _' f<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我只要跑得過你就行了."</FONT></DIV>6 s' |' c/ V: k6 D' Q
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,有人受傷,第一步要怎麼做"</FONT></DIV>
- x/ E% ?% @. Q" [, b<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我知道,問他要不要器官捐贈"</FONT></DIV>
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; R4 w8 y( j/ k( k# i# J# e( X<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"蝌蚪長大後會變成什麼"</FONT></DIV>
: r# ^- w& X! c# u0 O2 ?: g, d. z<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"平底鍋"</FONT></DIV>
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9 `2 ]& b1 `( t/ L2 a/ Q" n<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,先做口對口人工呼吸,這樣重複做,會怎樣?"</FONT></DIV>
0 n$ p; i7 r, Z. Z' S/ {; d& B/ _<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"有人會告你性騷擾"</FONT></DIV>
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2 M! h1 q6 `# K0 i. R' h<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"老師,我要上廁所"</FONT></DIV> G8 \( n A+ v9 k" ~ e+ c
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"不行,現在是上課時間,剛才是下課怎麼不去"</FONT></DIV>
) @7 H6 I' ]9 x# t<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"下課時間那麼寶貴,用來上廁所多可惜啊."</FONT></DIV> |
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