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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><b><EM>小新來啦................................</EM></b></FONT></DIV>0 v) S* K" `2 @
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"我媽媽是碩士,我爸爸是博士"</FONT></DIV>3 J5 a! r8 V& _
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這有什麼了不起"</FONT></DIV>5 w. E) ]2 _# k% s0 `+ t& W# U
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小毛:"你爸媽是什麼士"</FONT></DIV>4 T ^$ k# ~# j5 {) l
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸爸是男士,我媽媽是女士"</FONT></DIV># o7 i6 d. u. i
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"爸媽今晚有事,要很晚才回來"</FONT></DIV>
# I0 m' f, [9 \* x7 k<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"那我會很累耶"</FONT></DIV>& Z! ?. L% A+ U' i9 a# ?4 N
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽;"為什麼"</FONT></DIV>
! r/ n, @0 u8 L7 O' V* v; M<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我會看電視看得很累"</FONT></DIV>5 n! W4 ?- [( y1 E/ s5 E1 S
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F6 H3 z( C& k3 S7 G8 a8 U<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"游泳真好"</FONT></DIV>
, p2 P( z) j9 U" T<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"美芽,你越來越像魚了"</FONT></DIV>( S! G5 k, ?+ W: |- {
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>美芽:"你是說像美人魚嗎?"</FONT></DIV>" H% @. `9 X3 f9 M( y( t& Y
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"不是,你的魚尾紋越來越多了"</FONT></DIV>( ^" G; @1 P' _$ S8 E
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"小新,最近功課寫得不錯"</FONT></DIV>
$ K# s" _4 K, d<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"這全是警察掃黃的功勞"</FONT></DIV>
/ @8 h% k1 E1 x2 ~8 C9 U) b3 h<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"掃黃和功課有什麼關係"</FONT></DIV>, M: J9 v% Z) R
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我爸晚上沒地方去,只好在家盯著我寫功課"</FONT></DIV>5 _ X! ]3 _/ H( C- d
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- [ v" |# h9 l$ F: ^' s<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"哥,如果有不良少年勒索我們,怎麼辦?"</FONT></DIV>
# z( d$ ]2 v. r) j2 p J4 U7 p" ^) H<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"跑,給他追"</FONT></DIV>
( Z, M2 n, F! G% v) S& V. s$ Z( ]; K<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小葵:"你跑得過他們嗎?"</FONT></DIV>
" m+ Z6 O; R* S<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我只要跑得過你就行了."</FONT></DIV>
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8 W$ R) m- Z6 [$ K& K! u) u3 q<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,有人受傷,第一步要怎麼做"</FONT></DIV>
1 {8 M# X+ y- z$ d7 `. f, Q<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"我知道,問他要不要器官捐贈"</FONT></DIV>) n: W% |* J5 D8 C
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"蝌蚪長大後會變成什麼"</FONT></DIV>
( f1 t* s% Z7 g: q% a, n" F& c& k) M<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"平底鍋"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"現在上急救課,先做口對口人工呼吸,這樣重複做,會怎樣?"</FONT></DIV>/ v7 `0 F* O( x/ W5 H
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"有人會告你性騷擾"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"老師,我要上廁所"</FONT></DIV>
6 }; m+ _3 z3 C* O<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>老師:"不行,現在是上課時間,剛才是下課怎麼不去"</FONT></DIV>
8 u' w' l# E0 M# ^; s. E9 `<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>小新:"下課時間那麼寶貴,用來上廁所多可惜啊."</FONT></DIV> |
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