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When you take a long time, you're slow.
9 H2 k9 s; E! x7 |$ g$ yWhen your boss takes a long time, he's thorough./ Z# } q/ { b: ~
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When you don't do it, you're lazy.
: v3 v/ i7 @4 p& B+ {When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.+ M3 g( j' V. R8 k4 A* ^ d
# c8 k3 z9 k0 M9 YWhen you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).5 M( g$ ]6 t+ j2 C$ W1 S2 A7 R
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.( m G7 }& H ?5 ~
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When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority(超越权限).* `1 f% X7 L; C+ r$ c9 a) G' Q) E
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
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4 X Z' l% ~2 `% G1 OWhen you take a stand(表态), you're being bull-headed(固执).
& W: M) d2 \2 `& D7 }, SWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.5 R) {8 b/ l5 d* e7 O5 y6 H/ k
5 L1 @/ u0 t: Q9 ]: lWhen you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
_& D3 T9 ?, D# NWhen your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
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2 E2 i1 a. k; a6 FWhen you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).! B% @( W& Q) e% p
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).6 y5 E* U7 S6 }: k& _, x1 G5 Z
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When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.4 M: Q {; t4 L# e! b
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
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When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).
* S- N+ a- N& P- G) A4 eWhen your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.
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When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.& S, _) a3 P n4 r9 E4 i$ r
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.2 ]1 T6 D* q( Q* W: Y1 ~' |# C
" J/ E2 t0 W& b( eWhen you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.2 z' `2 J3 i+ w0 N2 T+ y
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked. |
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