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When you take a long time, you're slow.
! Y. ^5 r; C- }- \When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.6 ?% z! {( {1 W' L* Q0 I5 y& N( B
3 U3 G: a2 l5 N/ ?( Z0 M; KWhen you don't do it, you're lazy.
. P) D5 {! a0 ~3 ~+ KWhen your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
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When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货)." X6 D( i, i- j0 g! f' }
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
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' n% S ~+ E1 [5 T% R C# l3 fWhen doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority(超越权限).
1 |3 @9 {4 V7 _) \6 m1 S: oWhen your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).8 M% q- v. D7 H; m$ n1 Z1 P1 H% }
0 E' h N% ?+ p7 nWhen you take a stand(表态), you're being bull-headed(固执).
% ^: w1 g$ w$ ?. l7 b( |' K% S, BWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.
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! G2 H1 {. F7 z( x4 i& ^When you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.& [ P$ |6 Q: R, h6 W
When your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的)./ f1 f: B: Z! U4 [1 L( [; ~) e. c
?1 m& s7 T; f. ?5 rWhen you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).4 x0 b3 x9 @7 ?/ \& n
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).# T g* c1 E' _7 X( c$ B7 E2 c
7 f7 B, Q7 i) oWhen you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
$ P: M+ m, ~8 y6 {( a- }0 VWhen your boss is out of the office, he's on business.$ T- \$ v4 B5 j" C
5 q" V: Y- a. m. R: g8 ~+ o. bWhen you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).) I$ u' p+ f, F$ ]9 V
When your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.* F4 ^2 | y9 J4 { V# I w
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When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.+ z; V# k% q3 L8 i; s3 ~
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.- h6 I |: W" M) l I( w" l
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When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
1 o" C3 M. J. U# [. YWhen your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked. |
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