You and Your Boss

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When you take a long time, you're slow.
9 e$ o5 b$ x# Z% n- q# M- |When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
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When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).
" G) ^( b' Q0 v0 }0 E7 D. UWhen your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

% [" a7 h+ E4 U. G* }$ p' |- fWhen doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
5 E6 z8 g' K6 }. @& j3 _When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
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3 L: o, F1 p) EWhen you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
5 ^' b" Z+ k  S- d: ~+ h% EWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.
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When you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
" y4 g+ ?" D  pWhen your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的).

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
; ?; q% X4 p2 W# s% wWhen your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
: S" Y. \% Z+ b* D) _When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

8 ~0 B. d# \2 U5 V/ K: U7 fWhen you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).
When your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
8 |+ j  g% Q$ {/ l5 pWhen your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

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it seems a little reasonable .

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