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When you take a long time, you're slow.
1 ]1 ^& H, _0 F" M# ^7 ]2 FWhen your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.; T8 N! {8 }. \! r% q. M
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When you don't do it, you're lazy.; s& Y0 ^1 W y% @
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
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When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).$ ~( t3 k+ o8 r6 r& L
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
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; K' H5 s; `8 Z8 |When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority(超越权限).
9 l3 Y5 e Q- }! n2 YWhen your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
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When you take a stand(表态), you're being bull-headed(固执).
( w0 \( a$ m& c4 _( U/ q( B" qWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.
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/ b8 E2 z( k9 @. h* d$ V& L2 LWhen you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.$ z; X) O- ?. b! {+ S
When your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
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When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).; P# u& M) \+ {. V2 G- _2 ~
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).
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) X6 j: d8 a2 E, F! @) NWhen you're out of the office, you're wandering around.# G6 U& M5 Q3 | }0 G. i
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.# s) ]: \: E4 b( W+ O
8 T2 ?* O) d9 z8 H% ]2 ?When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).
( M" g* N* h- ]8 V3 kWhen your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.
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When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
- R0 ]+ @0 |2 X0 E7 S( I9 q, Z3 uWhen your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.. N7 H% L4 z" ?" N* k6 ^: t" c
3 k, ~1 c- j7 v9 z) i) ~8 WWhen you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.- }! a3 M4 C$ c" f7 g
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked. |
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