You and Your Boss

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When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
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When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).
4 U& s8 t, V0 v) w+ _When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

1 e' b0 G* K6 Y$ |3 lWhen doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
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When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
1 Q9 E/ S& P* }0 f# t6 d/ ]) TWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.
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When you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
- t) u" V7 }% Q5 F, EWhen your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
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1 j$ G+ U/ o+ i7 D. s  a  C3 FWhen you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
7 B& Q8 P, [8 I9 JWhen your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).
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When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

; T0 Q: |% b1 W2 @When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).
3 k  b0 J) v% i. AWhen your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.
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4 K$ A5 Y: ]; x& X; R) m! oWhen you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
0 K/ a8 s7 K5 y, o/ FWhen your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

' U  ~  e+ S+ X2 N; ]When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
$ B+ o  X7 q" {When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

水清浅

it seems a little reasonable .

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