You and Your Boss

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When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
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. Z1 T) D) Q$ ?2 E7 V! C% L  N, v9 _When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).
. c7 c: V9 Y& M! |+ y" WWhen your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).

When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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; c1 y4 ]) Q: V% r; m& nWhen you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
When your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的).

! K* Y% T6 D: _3 qWhen you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).
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When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
4 r  l6 p  ~' K. P) N; u5 LWhen your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).
0 w+ o0 R7 W* D9 @+ RWhen your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.

1 m6 c6 t) N. l$ xWhen you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
9 A# s& L$ a2 `When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

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it seems a little reasonable .

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