You and Your Boss

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When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

0 t4 R$ a0 B1 M' zWhen you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
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When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
. h( E; a- n4 g' J  E2 |  {When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).

When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
! \% b% {' ?. o; ZWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.

2 y6 |8 _( s# h1 F, V, a: vWhen you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
When your boss skips(略过) a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
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3 g* F8 F0 ^# x/ b/ ~5 Q3 }When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
! _6 S6 m4 b% j8 K! F: ~/ L& vWhen your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
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4 e. @  Q& f6 O* f, V' K6 uWhen you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒疯者).
When your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣赏) women.
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/ ^( J6 L1 {3 N9 Z4 I  ~1 ZWhen you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
1 K3 d1 I+ ]  T8 e) a! zWhen your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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8 g) F! @( |2 B  s3 L! DWhen you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

水清浅

it seems a little reasonable .

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