*You vs Your boss*

KIKI

<>When you take a long time, you're slow.
1 K8 y( ^( H0 Z+ ~/ X  nWhen your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
) \! V! o: u3 y+ {/ H<>When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
<>When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(白痴).
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
; u% n# O4 n- a: U' d$ Z! D<>When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
; b5 l$ W2 f0 x8 Z. i! ?; r& BWhen your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
4 P, q4 u. n) P, P" ]$ q7 Y<>When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
0 H/ u$ |, \9 \% T2 D, LWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.
' Z; a& M! N4 y6 _( P<>When you overlooked a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
+ E3 \# t3 ~5 {6 k2 B" SWhen your boss skips a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
<>When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
$ I2 L8 c( k7 n7 y: |$ }4 V$ d8 }When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).
1 _6 s% c' R- ~% a* y<>When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
1 @4 d" I- N% ~9 C5 b" A: WWhen your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
. s) u5 O' d: B+ R& i<>When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
: {1 v" ]9 ]! Y* H/ N3 Y: f7 v" L9 eWhen your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
<>When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
5 k! u. \- O% s1 u3 ZWhen your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.