*You vs Your boss*

KIKI

<>When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
<>When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
9 s  G" J- O$ L) R0 \<>When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(白痴).
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
<>When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
<>When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
2 e: v3 N  O2 c. YWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.
$ ^) Q* H! Z+ n0 V8 `7 p<>When you overlooked a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
0 \% i* o. `3 y6 f  ?4 t+ O4 eWhen your boss skips a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
<>When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).
* Z8 \7 p. A) x<>When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
<>When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
7 x' G7 q; i$ I4 d, e<>When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
/ e( q: G4 a/ b! C& NWhen your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

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