*You vs Your boss*

KIKI

<>When you take a long time, you're slow.
- `: C' c+ ^: K# S7 _' AWhen your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
<>When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
<>When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(白痴).
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
: ~. e- O* G9 Y8 Z6 v<>When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).
<>When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
. |7 E& X1 m/ m4 M1 }# n8 e' N<>When you overlooked a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original(独创的).
<>When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
" K/ _: o5 U/ F! |When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).
( H$ [  o# |% ^) R3 t* R<>When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
1 `1 O: O' K' _9 q& w0 w! i<>When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
<>When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
9 R) I% A' p( \. L3 ]) [9 sWhen your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

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