超强中式英语(不笑死人誓不罢休！)

yeahyeah

按：转载自弹珠超人滴世界
1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
% r- u4 X! y5 R3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！      
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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[ 本帖最后由 yeahyeah 于 2007-6-27 18:21 编辑 ]

yeahyeah

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!     有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me 彼此彼此
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) {4 ~, U" Z* w$ @! d, u6 A7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
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2 h% ~  l$ W" j( x8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
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! {3 p; ?6 ?- q0 P9 r: m10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
0 q  o) o2 b7 b& L0 R5 W      龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

0 i! ~3 ]* B" h% m, b11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
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2 }3 i; d3 X/ q. h' j0 G& S6 O12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

0 @; Q7 k9 A  O5 x13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

$ q" j% ]2 S; h# A# q14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
+ x7 Z+ M2 U5 Z! v      老外：I am sorry too!
2 P5 @, J' m5 S( _      小明：I am sorry three!
      老外：What are you sorry for?
( @8 C! w2 U' d" F     小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

$ ?8 n" u$ X. R17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
      我叫李老大，今年25。
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+ }: I& a6 {0 T/ [$ \18．you have two down son. 你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die ! 有多远，死多远！！
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/ y' H0 B! v' q( \; V' }8 y20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
      给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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21.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
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22.seven up eight down 七上八下

& ~& `3 d) U. S23.no three no four 不三不四

# o' T$ }$ w6 v1 M/ \3 b24.做早操:do morning fuck       做课间操:do class between fuck
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' G; C, z& d/ R25.一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
  B' L& \+ d  e2 x    一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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. K% @: X( i" l. }26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
) Q; u$ D  D) P( _    保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
3 Y+ k$ K4 e0 @% X' K    800块， 吃你的，住你的

KIKI

go to see see!

Chinglish!

skyliu

Jesus! You're really killing me !

xiayy

终于看懂有张英语帖子!
……好搞笑！笑死我了,哈哈哈

zouqj

very good

小呆

原帖由 xiayy 于 2007-6-28 11:55 发表
# [6 q/ v, k3 g  d/ H! B, D终于看懂有张英语帖子!
……好搞笑！笑死我了,哈哈哈

呵呵……
: Q* f. j2 \7 H: p英雄所见略同~~

yeahyeah

以前读书时就见过这张帖了,当时也是几乎笑绝身亡!从此对自己的英语水平充满自信,哈哈