超强中式英语(不笑死人誓不罢休！)

yeahyeah

按：转载自弹珠超人滴世界
1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
( h2 G3 E8 w  D% m3 ]2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
) |9 i3 E$ [% i) \; d+ N4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！      
( N0 i" v: F$ M9 C4 r! ]: z你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

[ 本帖最后由 yeahyeah 于 2007-6-27 18:21 编辑 ]

yeahyeah

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!     有事起奏，无事退朝
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% F* h, |# G! ]/ y4 I- x* K" w6．you me you me 彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
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8 |% M" l' [+ j8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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0 w+ q; w3 Z2 C# M& d9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
* r0 I% p, C5 F8 m- }      龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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- E$ I( e" {. b- P' d11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
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9 i: \% g3 D0 J+ J+ Q1 {12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

/ B" Y& L, {' N( C/ G) q15．小明：I am sorry!
* C& _; R' ~' ^* M7 ?' i* u      老外：I am sorry too!
; |* E/ F! R+ |! O8 G$ p3 d      小明：I am sorry three!
# @) z% z2 c0 O3 b: v0 S      老外：What are you sorry for?
& _. @) M- Y; C8 b     小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
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9 W9 A) y" D& @  d: B17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
      我叫李老大，今年25。

: z" J' N, T( |- m  }; s18．you have two down son. 你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die ! 有多远，死多远！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
7 V! Y3 ~3 O$ k      给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

21.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海

22.seven up eight down 七上八下
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23.no three no four 不三不四

* y" P7 ~- q5 \4 k& V1 i( K24.做早操:do morning fuck       做课间操:do class between fuck

25.一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
    一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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$ Q' N9 `8 `$ r- p. U- ?26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
9 ?1 N7 O$ w: v. V% M7 K$ U    保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
    800块， 吃你的，住你的

KIKI

go to see see!
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Chinglish!

skyliu

Jesus! You're really killing me !

xiayy

终于看懂有张英语帖子!
……好搞笑！笑死我了,哈哈哈

zouqj

very good

小呆

原帖由 xiayy 于 2007-6-28 11:55 发表
1 b* ^9 z0 d, b0 v6 r9 [. i终于看懂有张英语帖子!
* f6 ^1 t2 w, o1 `* C……好搞笑！笑死我了,哈哈哈

6 p0 G  e- f5 q$ [: Q( h. }呵呵……
" V( s! X! `' ^% c/ Q) e英雄所见略同~~

yeahyeah

以前读书时就见过这张帖了,当时也是几乎笑绝身亡!从此对自己的英语水平充满自信,哈哈