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发表于 2007-6-27 18:17 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
按:转载自弹珠超人滴世界
* O, j, |1 ~4 K" e* w+ X+ \1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿% |; c' i: ^) G0 e+ ]
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
: T/ [. X" H0 [  a+ x3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你% \/ l! e* V: p
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !       " q" d# h& [% \2 R. s
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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[ 本帖最后由 yeahyeah 于 2007-6-27 18:21 编辑 ]
 楼主| 发表于 2007-6-27 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!     有事起奏,无事退朝 , G0 \- @% Y  r

7 _6 Z( x$ t  p; j6.you me you me 彼此彼此 3 L# J8 Q8 o9 K: v1 v$ O

" ~7 W+ F6 F& }4 N9 |5 U- M8 J7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!+ g) I( b8 T% f/ j
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
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* B. C* w' ^4 m6 k6 V10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
" x9 P  x0 G: B3 n5 p      龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!2 |  U4 P6 }, N# q

- H/ V5 ~+ ^9 K6 k6 h" V11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放( q) o* g$ T% g6 L
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14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry!
7 I. U& n& A# A4 i: I4 c      老外:I am sorry too!
0 ~; a4 V9 P' b7 D2 V9 o( d! H      小明:I am sorry three! # K7 X; \" g2 B" h
      老外:What are you sorry for?
; a, p" B8 t' [; r. T     小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
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4 o* Z0 [) I: A$ m! z17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. * X' @$ r! U& g. R1 J% k
      我叫李老大,今年25。 + j' S2 W' M+ H; n6 f6 d! r
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18.you have two down son. 你有两下子。 - \! S1 Z  P. m; K2 u+ s
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19.as far as you go to die ! 有多远,死多远!! : R( h- E2 G& [3 K$ b5 f

; \8 q7 ~: `5 R4 g* W1 n. {, s20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 5 f8 @* ^. A1 F( B1 ^/ k
      给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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21.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
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22.seven up eight down 七上八下 ' `) V" L& O+ A  H5 W1 I) a/ O$ ^1 t
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23.no three no four 不三不四 - p" X, ]9 \7 I! ~0 u) H# c4 I

. Y6 w6 w/ f, n6 ~5 B24.做早操:do morning fuck       做课间操:do class between fuck
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25.一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) , u( {9 X! y4 }7 b- F
    一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
/ W) G0 o/ z" L2 X2 g) L    保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 9 D2 g- X( ^0 Z' a
    800块, 吃你的,住你的
发表于 2007-6-27 18:30 | 显示全部楼层
go to see see!* A9 h  Z" e& l& ~% }

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发表于 2007-6-28 10:56 | 显示全部楼层
Jesus! You're really killing me !
发表于 2007-6-28 11:55 | 显示全部楼层
终于看懂有张英语帖子!
8 `$ J" W. G) [# @: o8 V; E……好搞笑!笑死我了,哈哈哈
发表于 2007-6-28 19:29 | 显示全部楼层
very good
发表于 2007-7-4 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 xiayy 于 2007-6-28 11:55 发表 ( ], R4 f0 I- I+ ]
终于看懂有张英语帖子!: X8 J: Y3 A8 i% D- o
……好搞笑!笑死我了,哈哈哈
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呵呵……9 M  e8 e( B- g
英雄所见略同~~
 楼主| 发表于 2007-7-5 22:39 | 显示全部楼层
以前读书时就见过这张帖了,当时也是几乎笑绝身亡!从此对自己的英语水平充满自信,哈哈
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