师生对话中的笑话

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1.  TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 　　
    GEORGE: Here it is!
! h) `7 k+ h5 b7 M5 k" n% x　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
　　CLASS: George!
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' h, z) s* i0 ^9 O* q2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
　　ELLEN: I is...
　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
. p+ D. v) L& l, \7 Q　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in  the other, what would I have?
　　CLASS: Big hands!
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4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
( w, g7 m6 X. m% l2 z3 k/ @" J. Q　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
7 C$ e# W% Z, O, b　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

: Q& y) ?! s8 D/ ~4 y5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
1 t: v( x& [9 H9 P6 n; f$ A　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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