师生对话中的笑话

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1.  TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 　　
    GEORGE: Here it is!
　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
　　CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
" t6 I) h9 b( g% ]　　ELLEN: I is...
0 V* F9 a- Q  S) B$ E6 U　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
5 k3 S3 r' C) t, K3 ~8 }, k( l( T　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

% |7 ~- j& M% L) J5 Z( }3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in  the other, what would I have?
　　CLASS: Big hands!
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) f; W: U* d! @' N3 c  H" N4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
/ z# B* U& O& n* ]" P　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
! U( R  [& F( [  N6 D1 l# H- H+ a　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

) D; Y; e; p* a3 N8 e7 ^5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
& l* f/ X. A- n, V4 Z5 D) n0 y" `　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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