师生对话中的笑话

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1.  TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 　　
    GEORGE: Here it is!
! |  _; ^, L! G+ \　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
" ~4 L# v: V# ?% W　　CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
" R$ x' u5 B% r3 m* ~　　ELLEN: I is...
5 w6 w! X/ E6 Y& d8 k2 I# R　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
+ G( d0 @1 A7 n* V5 Z　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in  the other, what would I have?
6 K% U$ M# I. S; {- [# r' H　　CLASS: Big hands!
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9 ^( e2 j5 u, E5 b8 y% m# N. d; B4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
, r& p0 W9 r/ b! j3 o( h　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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