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1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
5 J$ o; F4 ?. n _, m GEORGE: Here it is!. D' v2 O" v; l: |) ^- z
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
8 G ]5 x* i* ]$ p; i- n; C CLASS: George!
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2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".( h2 D0 k2 l# h7 {% L: ^. C; N+ q
ELLEN: I is...
( s4 e; Y5 `7 O: i7 ]- v" J7 W TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
- B) C# X. Y9 k+ X. s6 H* ^/ g ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?8 G! J. h4 J3 X0 E# ]2 h
CLASS: Big hands!( t* z' r7 S: x" _
: [; k/ @; a+ ^' J3 m0 k; S( l: T a4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
0 z* s# g/ o/ V8 S* o* T( M& N STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
8 R0 b$ Q8 Q5 h TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?9 r$ I& ]# o/ e' o
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.7 _* Z5 E" \ H6 t. }0 S2 k
. e% V4 S, R$ [# Q1 {& a' f& j* O) h5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
" S' q. g( ?! l8 l( D3 M3 W SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. |
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