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01．we two who and who？
$ w# H$ a- ?8 U6 r' m　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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02．how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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5 Z& i1 ~' l% j8 \: s4 l9 c03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
4 O1 B1 d* s6 p& d  z# D: M　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5 b3 P. c: L2 O, ?* q9 I$ H- |8 ~05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
0 c% g+ ^# V$ k$ ~+ ]　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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" a; F! p+ K$ D1 ], u0 a7 E06．you me you me
% _  y( T( x! W! C  N　　彼此彼此
　　
/ _7 E+ T% \, y+ o2 j07．You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
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08．know is know noknow is noknow
# v- c4 ~5 f' |* L$ i' R; V  N- ]　　知之为知之，不知为不知...
　　
09．WATCH SISTER
7 Z8 L- @6 q9 v( T8 J2 K　　表妹
　　
1 e, b0 |1 a, D" c' A+ y/ c! f10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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# `  O/ `& ^+ {9 Q5 Y  J- v11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　
, J9 S) B3 F- l$ }! u* N, H12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
$ M2 @& Y8 {. L1 ?& o! n　　车祸现场描述
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; H  E( N5 [) @  P) x9 i6 ?5 Y13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
4 ^7 |# e, x, m& u) h! ?6 N　　走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
0 B% p) P3 J* B5 e  |- ^* U　　老外：I am sorry too!
' @( f9 J* n2 f* e* g　　小明：I am sorry three!
/ x1 {( V! [, ?+ U1 }6 X　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

9 X, U1 U1 |0 h16．If you want money,I have no;
: ]) {4 d' |3 D　　if you want life,I have one!
$ v# o# v" T, v/ @1 X　　要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
. g5 G6 a4 V  @) o　　我叫李老大，今年25。

* r' `! P9 l+ R( O- q18．you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。

( z& V9 C4 m9 t& ^/ s1 }) D19．as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
: A" y; b6 e& j　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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8 G# D0 y$ t% c$ W7 i' Q6 N" u1 M21. no three no four
! @. L: A1 [" }. t, ]* |. Y　　不三不四
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; z& r$ j. j  Q. w22. seven up eight down
　　七上八下

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