英语幽默版三字经

青华艳红

人之初：At the begining of life.
% t& }& W0 d- M7 l- i1 R! G. b性本善：Sex is good.
4 B4 X, l6 S; U  g( C性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
$ F. g* B9 ?" E) c习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, t; a7 ]3 G0 M+ p2 Y性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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  f* W# O! k( e! y$ R* M昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
& J. c8 k; i" `" h4 f# \# y4 [2 v断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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% l/ n# R- w# S) B6 M7 g5 \4 o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- A$ C& I, C5 T. G: c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
) E7 D. V. v2 _* V( O2 K名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ I6 a" v* F0 `2 [0 Z) a. Y父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 B' H! ~' W* v* D. Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

+ I9 V( K1 h( j4 q! x, ~  x& ?8 D1 g( @子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 w' J- n9 K3 @! [( H幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* v" _' B3 b7 S( Y! \0 v2 {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 m' e' J; L; b0 x/ U  Y4 C0 p; Z人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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