英语幽默版三字经

青华艳红

人之初：At the begining of life.
: [1 V3 `: O4 r性本善：Sex is good.
9 J4 h  p3 p3 o性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
8 B/ ]. O' S; q1 Q, D( k习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& G: f# c3 [4 T! W* n; w) O2 d苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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! J- U6 I" H: u教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
+ @1 R' t( l: {断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ Y- s) S4 a9 O# U: Z9 S$ {6 G% O% z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 O  \9 o1 a/ U. v* S. h教五子 All his five son took it
3 }  W7 c+ a' \/ F4 ^) I3 x名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 Y2 S6 q4 f; A8 D% ~& U" j& }养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 B1 M" R, P) A4 _) }4 b父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( j+ ]! F1 U4 f; W& [7 n- l师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ t4 F+ \! S8 P5 O非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# p2 ~. @/ h( ~5 m, Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% ~- T+ i: \& c! e7 a. D玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- q, b+ O" f+ c, M* O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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