英语幽默版三字经

青华艳红

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 B8 o& m: K1 g! k5 V* s+ R: f苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

5 ]7 W# z& O9 D9 H4 L子不学：If you don't study hard,
7 [0 T! s  M7 ~: m6 s/ Z断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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/ x2 O" k7 |- ~5 _" S0 @9 D% i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! j3 m* `5 t3 J6 r/ l有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 r9 M7 h, }1 k& g2 u- n3 U父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 L! L# W; d. m4 c. f2 H+ z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 C; @8 ~) W* J' H子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  m' m5 _7 L: @/ M7 @4 ?$ a$ o不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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