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英语幽默版三字经

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发表于 2009-3-7 15:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初:At the begining of life., a# Z) R" D: U4 T9 q
性本善:Sex is good.
& T. b- w% g8 b. G% F4 r* h# G% s性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.4 E4 [" E8 y5 c. e* _
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% d* y5 E2 u/ ^8 |& H9 G苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.2 L9 ~" F+ b5 ^5 ?
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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3 G, V0 t2 H. }* O7 F7 p9 r6 w教之道:The way of learning it
% k( H8 o5 M" \1 x贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.) ^" r) r5 W5 O! z2 g, I% F, _
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 [5 Y$ J' M. I' l3 k' y5 H择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,2 ^' t( A2 ?7 J$ d- Z
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.' j) v0 I6 \+ c

  {& ~0 O  C  Y) q# f窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 D* m. q4 M* i- [* R9 Y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine# `9 ]* T8 r. v! ~6 H
教五子 All his five son took it
3 f% r+ u/ C9 O  f5 X9 E7 j名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,6 r. M& t& \# h. o$ V
父之过 It is all your fault.6 l8 u; Y% i0 r8 L7 F; e! b6 [
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,+ k! K+ W' M# }5 m- \8 m
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.% C  n! k* q6 Q! u4 i
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 p) ]( O& _, Y2 G! }/ a3 y非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 b) J0 ]) k6 h& `" a' c1 R1 U+ F幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ v# ^5 S# n  s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,4 u0 E5 U/ c  B' |. @
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% \& S; I1 q; K* s& g) H% ?9 l人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ C0 v% b9 p5 A6 I5 v+ v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
发表于 2009-3-7 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
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