英语幽默版三字经

青华艳红

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 G% _' f2 Q! d- h性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
9 G; U" w7 [+ H* x8 A9 i# B' l; B习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
4 g& A* Y& X0 X) r: _. _性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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# l2 g2 m% D! l1 S9 @& g  a教之道：The way of learning it
, m. V  l, t) V! i  P1 Y贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) l) v3 {; G% l& c( `择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
! L6 v$ F2 Z5 D/ O# c) w断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
! L, W; I5 l& r名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" |6 \: `+ s+ {1 Y8 T父之过 It is all your fault.
2 p$ t3 t4 M+ p, \0 z0 I教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 ^2 z: f9 i2 F% x* Z) |师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' `" L$ z0 j) K1 H7 t  |( p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

- Z) m  O. [) V3 }8 S& l玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( E; @: c* A) `) M( q! \不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, o8 c$ o3 s$ t5 m- Y8 J8 x人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, ]  m$ l+ [% `8 c8 a6 X不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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