英语幽默版三字经

青华艳红

人之初：At the begining of life.
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性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
: r3 v2 F3 R# [# @- O8 O/ L习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 Z; s9 p7 j! P2 ?  E0 _( d8 E苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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" ~) \8 S2 @4 x3 Q( W* T教之道：The way of learning it
0 q* l) u/ Y2 e1 H. `; I9 G贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

) p4 h. C) \; ]6 ?4 q( Q# d9 Q昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! }2 i: `9 n9 p7 a教五子 All his five son took it
, V  f+ `2 M! ^$ g3 g1 p: I名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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0 V( _+ C& R# A7 @& I) s养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
6 y5 K- Q  E' d" w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" Q3 F3 g& Y) S5 G3 M( E1 }" u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

4 O* a# V0 y4 k* D6 L5 K玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 O% c8 ^( U7 z人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 {1 m: c" z  S8 C$ m  F( v- z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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