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英语幽默【1】Youve Lost

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发表于 2009-3-7 15:55 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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2 a6 G. L) y! v9 ROn her return from school,little Dolly,aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad,and presently said:
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“Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.” , ^1 k! W# H/ `& M$ f5 ]1 b8 T

1 L  k! m$ w8 b/ xThe father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at school.Later,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following: 4 G7 m7 p" k) Y% _3 o4 s

3 z0 K# O6 L! K- O“Dear Tom, 3 h0 F* ~  Z5 q

: _" w3 }: B" A( |: r& A8 Y“It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.” ) a& y9 P1 i) W
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1.你输了
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放学回到家里,十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇——一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴,马上说: - M, X+ X5 W% E4 t- X5 G: p
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“爸爸,你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。” & B3 P- t( k; j1 x" e

6 h5 _4 t" H/ P) J! t父亲被这话感动了,他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具,她的哥哥住在学校里。后来,想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的,他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时,他差点儿惊呆了:
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“亲爱的汤姆:
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0 L  v2 ^2 p7 x7 k, t“今天结果出来了,你输了;是个男孩。”
发表于 2009-11-16 15:33 | 显示全部楼层
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